Parrots

[archenemy]

What are they used for?

[Dechristo]

To create a third political party

 

[EWolfe]

When you get tired of pooping on yourself or biting yourself, they're GREAT!

[DirtyHarry]

Tastes like beever.

[Dechristo]

[G-spotter]

they are the Pirate version of iPods

[cj001f]

paging blake and the avian snaffle

[EWolfe]

He's busy having a cook-out

 

[foraker]

What are they used for?

 

Continuously cleaning bird poop off of deck keeps greedy, belligerent crew members busy contemplating something other than mutiny.