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No, really some people like asses that uuumm broad, besides it wouldn't look that big if your legs were about three feet longer. Nice pants though. Sorry but I am just trying to be honest and sincere...and a good friend..please be my friend..I am so fucking lonely..it's easter goddamit do you think I can get invited to fucking dinner? Not one fucking invitation from anyone one of those inconsiderate motherfuckers I call a family..sorry gotta go.

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I see those are designer pants you're sporting there. Does the designer tag read "Mammut"? Isn't that a foreign phrase for "mammouth"?

 

Maybe you'd fit better in "Wide Load" designer pants.

 

Just trying to be helpful...

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No dear, I say it accentuates your "ample" and "shapely" bottom.

 

i can't decide if will is:

 

a) the man of every woman's dreams

 

or

 

b) so beaten down by his woman he dare not say the wrong thing

 

or

 

c)shakin it with some really talented freaky fat chick and doesn't want to get cut off

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