gapertimmy Posted April 13, 2006 Posted April 13, 2006 Bloodninja: Send me your picture. sweet17: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty sweet17: fine. What's your e-mail? Bloodninja: Just send it through here. sweet17: alright *PIC* sweet17: Did you get it? Bloodninja: Hold on. I'm looking. sweet17: That was me back in may sweet17: I've lost weight since then. Bloodninja: I hope so sweet17: what?!? sweet17: that hurt my feelings. Bloodninja: Did it? sweet17: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now. Bloodninja: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture? sweet17: yes Bloodninja: Alright let me find it. sweet17: kks Bloodninja: Okay here it is. *PIC* sweet17: this isn't you. Bloodninja: I'll be damned if it ain't! sweet17: You don't look like that. Bloodninja: How the hell do you know? sweet17: cause your profile has another picture. Bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake. Bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops. sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol Bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy.... Bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries. sweet17: Go fuck yourself Bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture Bloodninja: Now my unit won't get hard for a week. sweet17: I shouldn't have sent you that picture. sweet17: You've done nothing but slam me. sweet17: you hurt me. sweet17: I can't believe that cops are after you Bloodninja: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap.. sweet17: FUCK YOU!!! Bloodninja: You'd break both of his legs. sweet17: You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE! sweet17: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight sweet17: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me Bloodninja: Ok. I'm sorry. sweet17: No you aren't Bloodninja: You're right. I'm not. Bloodninja: HAARRRRR! sweet17: I'm done with you Bloodninja: Aww. I'm sorry. sweet17: I'm putting you on ignore Bloodninja: Wait a sec Bloodninja: We got off on the wrong foot. Bloodninja: Wanna start over? sweet17: No Bloodninja: I'll eat your kitty sweet17: You'll what? Bloodninja: You heard me. Bloodninja: I said I'd eat your kitty. sweet17: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture Bloodninja: Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty? Bloodninja: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to sweet17: I didn't say that Bloodninja: So is that a yes? sweet17: I guess so. Bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though. Bloodninja: Are you willing? sweet17: What do you need me to do? Bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate. sweet17: ??? Bloodninja: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!" Bloodninja: ok? Bloodninja: Hello? sweet17: You can't be serious Bloodninja: Oh yes I am! Bloodninja: It's my fantasy. sweet17: this is retarded Bloodninja: Do you want it or not? sweet17: Yes I want it. Bloodninja: Then you'll do it for me? sweet17: sure Bloodninja: Ok. Here we go. Bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs. Bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them Bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty. Bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth cunt. sweet17: mmmm yeah Bloodninja: uh oh ...going limp. sweet17: Har Bloodninja: You gotta do better than that! Bloodninja: Your picture was really bad. sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR Bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke. Bloodninja: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth. Bloodninja: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose. Bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity. sweet17: mmmmmm you are good Bloodninja: I feel your thighs tighten as I suckharder Bloodninja: going limp sweet17: HARRRRRRR Bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands. Bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth. Bloodninja: going limp sweet17: this is stupid Bloodninja: ...still limp Bloodninja: Do it! sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR Bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your asshole. Bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass. Bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass. sweet17: WTF?!?!? Bloodninja: They stink really bad. sweet17: OMG STOP!!! Bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass Bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg. Bloodninja: I ram it up your ass. sweet17: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!! Bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head. Bloodninja: And turn you into a fucking candy apple... Bloodninja: I kick you in the face! sweet17: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!! Bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin... Bloodninja: Your parrot flys away. Bloodninja: ...going limp again. Bloodninja: Hello? Bloodninja: Say it! Bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!! Quote
crackers Posted April 13, 2006 Posted April 13, 2006 oh shit, i love bloodninja! thanks for making me laugh, i totally forgot that one! Quote
BachelorTravis Posted April 13, 2006 Posted April 13, 2006 Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on a chain hanging from his belt. Bartender looks at him and says "hey... what's up with the steering wheel?" Pirate looks at him and says "ARRRRRRR... it drives me nuts" Quote
billcoe Posted August 23, 2011 Posted August 23, 2011 LOL....oh man....that's so rude and funny at the same time.... Quote
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