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perfect climbing partner.

*does not want to get in my pants

*will volentarily listen to me whine and cry whilst leading 5.7's

*likes to hike slow

*buys the beer

*likes to drive

please no dogs and no herb unless your name is g-spotter fruit.gif

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perfect climbing partner.

*does not want to get in my pants

 

I'm not into the cross dressing thing so I don't wanna get IN your pants. Getting you OUT of your pants might be another story. smileysex5.gif

 

*will volentarily listen to me whine and cry whilst leading 5.7's

 

Sounds like most of my partners. You'll fit right in.

 

*likes to hike slow

*buys the beer

*likes to drive

 

Yah no problem, as long as you sport the dough for the brews and supply the car, I'll go into the store and buy it, and drive your rig way over the speed limit.

 

please no dogs

Don't have a dog.

 

and no herb unless your name is g-spotter

 

G-spotter, Dean Potter, call me whatever name you want. As long as you're ok with the hahaha.gif

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perfect climbing partner.

*does not want to get in my pants

*will volentarily listen to me whine and cry whilst leading 5.7's

*likes to hike slow

*buys the beer

*likes to drive

please no dogs and no herb unless your name is g-spotter fruit.gif

 

 

BOR-ING. yellowsleep.gif

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perfect climbing partner.

*does not want to get in my pants

 

I'm not into the cross dressing thing so I don't wanna get IN your pants. Getting you OUT of your pants might be another story. smileysex5.gif

 

*will volentarily listen to me whine and cry whilst leading 5.7's

 

Sounds like most of my partners. You'll fit right in.

 

*likes to hike slow

*buys the beer

*likes to drive

 

Yah no problem, as long as you sport the dough for the brews and supply the car, I'll go into the store and buy it, and drive your rig way over the speed limit.

 

please no dogs

Don't have a dog.

 

and no herb unless your name is g-spotter

 

G-spotter, Dean Potter, call me whatever name you want. As long as you're ok with the hahaha.gif

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okay but i am not driving to alaska to get you tongue.gif

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okay but i am not driving to alaska to get you tongue.gif

 

You don't have ta. I'll be on the ferryboat back to PNW in Oct fruit.gif

 

YAYAYAYYAYAYA cool.gifbigdrink.gif

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okay but i am not driving to alaska to get you tongue.gif

 

You don't have ta. I'll be on the ferryboat back to PNW in Oct fruit.gif

 

if i asked for less you wouldn't love me as much wink.gif

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Hey Muffy,

crying and whimpering on lead is considered aid, consequently you may not have bagged that coveted free ascent of Bunny Face. Please advise K.

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No way! Crying and whimpering on lead are essential tools in any astute and sensitive climber's bag of tricks. I take them with me, and implement them, on many a route. thumbs_up.gif

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