EWolfe Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 I have a disappearing place near my house, a magic curb. Anything I put there is gone within 24 hours! Amazing! I don't have to drive to those pesky donation site, with their "is your junk good enough?" looks. Nope! I got a Magic Curb! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny_Tuff Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 I have a disappearing place near my house, a magic curb. Anything I put there is gone within 24 hours! Amazing! I don't have to drive to those pesky donation site, with their "is your junk good enough?" looks. Nope! I got a Magic Curb! This explains the fairly constant stream of rusted-out appliances, old tires, unspeakably stained mattresses, and broken beer bottles that keeps materializing in my living room. Would it kill you to leave 20 bucks or a ham sandwich there once in a while? Shit, man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magellan Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 Same here. Everything I've ever put out has disappeared, sometimes before the 'free' sign is on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny_Tuff Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 Same here. Everything I've ever put out has disappeared, sometimes before the 'free' sign is on it. Let me guess. You're the one responsible for the dismembered Star Wars action figures that show up on my mantelpiece. Soooo annoying; you have no idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 What happens if you park your truck next to the Magic Curb? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fandango Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 I have a disappearing place in my house, a magic toilet. Anything I put there is gone within 24 seconds! Amazing! I don't have to drive to those pesky donation site, with their "is your junk good enough?" looks. Nope! I got a Magic Toilet! This explains the fairly constant stream of rusted-out appliances, old tires, unspeakably stained mattresses, and broken beer bottles that keeps materializing in my bath tub. Would it kill you to put 20 bucks or a ham sandwich there once in a while? Shit, man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted March 13, 2006 Author Share Posted March 13, 2006 What happens if you park your truck next to the Magic Curb? There was a Corolla there for a week! , so there must be some kind of a portal on the median side, because only things off the road disappear. I even set out a recliner one day, and Poof! Gone in 12 hours! Amazing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 Same here. Everything I've ever put out has disappeared, sometimes before the 'free' sign is on it. Cheapest divorce I've heard of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lancegranite Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 Sounds like the magic roommate I once had. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekend_Climberz Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 Have a lot of meth addicts hanging around? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 I should try putting my shitty attitude on the corner. Wait, does shitty have one t or two? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mos_Chillin Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 Try to curb your enthusiasm, Archy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 Try to curb your enthusiasm, Archy. Moderation is not my strength. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wessound Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Same here. Everything I've ever put out has disappeared, sometimes before the 'free' sign is on it. I put a broken compressor on my curb with a free sign. It sat there for a week Changed the sign to $50 and it was gone the next morning. Not good enough to take but good enough to steal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary_Yngve Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 That is awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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