magellan Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 vaulting! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 And she finishes with the full camel.......TOE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
still_climbin Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Speed rapelling-cross...with spikey shoes and tights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chucK Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 I watched the last couple heats of "Snowboard Cross" last night. What are you guys talking about "Gladiators"?? They're not allowed to push or anything. If the potential to get unlucky/lucky by getting in/avoiding an unintentional pileup makes one like a gladiator, then I must have a different definition of the word. Â Anyway, it looked sorta fun, but not so much like a majestic olympic sport, rather like a skateboard park, arcade kinda thing. Definitely closer to curling than the men's/women's downhill. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottP Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Erotic Skeleton Doubles Two-person LugeSkeleton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
underworld Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 sprayer-cross Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted February 17, 2006 Author Share Posted February 17, 2006 curling with IEDs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
underworld Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 curling with IUDs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 Erotic Skeleton Doubles Two-person LugeSkeleton  The score: 69. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 Bode should get Gold Medals for Freestyle Slalom and GS!! Â Did you see those one ski recoveries? Holy Shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marylou Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 I watched the last couple heats of "Snowboard Cross" Â Anyway, it looked sorta fun, but not so much like a majestic olympic sport, rather like a skateboard park, arcade kinda thing. Definitely closer to curling than the men's/women's downhill. Â Yeah, seems a little too "X Games" for the Olympics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 Pretty much the same dynamic as some of the speed skating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 Speed Luge Ramp Climbing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted February 19, 2006 Author Share Posted February 19, 2006 Sometimes I try to do things, and it just don't turn out the way I wanted to and I get real frustrated, it's like, I take my time and I try real hard, but no matter what I do and no matter what I try it never works out, it's like I concentrate on it real hard, but it never works out, it's like I need some time to figure these things out, but there's always someone there going: - Hey olyclimber, you know, we been noticing you've been having alot of problems lately, you know, and like maybe you should talk about it, you'd feel alot better. And I go: - No, it's ok, I now have some problems, I'll figure it out myself, just leave me alone I'll figure it out. And they go: - Why don't you talk about it, you'll feel alot better? And I go: - No, I don't want to, just leave me alone, I'll figure it out myself! And they keep on bugging me and it builds up inside, it builds up inside...  So you're gonna be institutionalized You'll come out brainwashed with bloodshot eyes You won't have any say They'll brainwash you until you see their way  I'm not crazy - institutionalized You're the one who's crazy - institutionalized You're driving me crazy - institutionalized  They stuck me in an institution Said it was the only solution To give me the needed professional help To protect me from the enemy, myself  I was sitting in my room, and I was like staring at the walls thinking about everything but then again I was thinking about nothing, and then my mom came in and I didn't notice she was there and she calls my name and I didn't hear her and then she started screaming: - olyclimber, olyclimber! And I go: - What, what's the matter? She goes: - What's the matter with you? I say: - Nothing mom. She goes: - Don't tell me nothing, you're on drugs! I go: - No mom, I'm not on drugs, I'm ok, I'm just thinking, you know, why don't you get me a Pepsi? She goes: - No, you're on drugs, you're crazy, normal people won't be acting that way! I go: - Mom, I'm all right, I'm just thinking, you know, so why don't you, like give me a Pepsi? And she goes: - No, you're crazy! All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me, just one Pepsi.  They give you a white shirt with long sleeves Tied around you're back, you're treated like thieves Drug you up because they're lazy It's too much work to help a crazy  I'm not crazy - institutionalized You're the one who's crazy - institutionalized You're driving me crazy - institutionalized  They stuck me in an institution Said it was the only solution To give me the needed professional help To protect me from the enemy, myself  I was sitting in my room and my mom and my dad came in and they pulled up a chair and they sat down, they go: - olyclimber, we need to talk to you. And I said: - Okay, what's the matter? They go: - Well me and your mom, we been noticing lately you've been having alot of problems, and you haven't been acting like yourself, and we're afraid that you're going to hurt somebody, and we're afraid that you're gonna hurt yourself, so we decided that it would be in your best interest if we put you somewhere where you could get the help that you need... And I said: - Wait, what are we talking about?! We decided?! My best interest?! How can you know, how can you say what my best interest is? What are you trying to say? I'm crazy? When I went to your schools, I went to your churches, I went to your institutional learning facilities. So how can you say that I'm crazy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 You wish you took the blue pill? Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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