Chuck_Norris Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Now, as this is a climbing board, I have something to teach you that will come in handy next time you're out in the woods. Its a little secret technique I've perfected over time, much like the round house kick. Scenario: you're hiking up a trail, and all the sudden that burrito you ate for lunch has decided to make its way out of your body! What are going to do? There isn't a bathroom in sight! Not even a portapotty! But don't fear! This technique can save you a lot of unneeded bowel surgery and embarrassment. Here it is: pull your pants down and simply squat. Be careful and find your center of gravity, or you might be wearing that burrito until your friends throw you into the lake! Then, take care of business. I suggest being loud about it, so as to warn other hikers. Here is a photo of me demonstrating the technique: Happy Trails! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck_Norris Posted January 13, 2006 Author Share Posted January 13, 2006 Confound this Internet! Just a minute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck_Norris Posted January 13, 2006 Author Share Posted January 13, 2006 Damn it! That pissed me off. Time to go kick ass! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 You wipe with the gun? Bad-ass! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 So whatta ya think; Can Chuck take Big Lou? This is a climbing board after all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snugtop Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Chuck is squatting on a manhole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Can't his sphincter just roundhouse kick the shit out of his ass? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Chuck is squatting on a manhole. We all do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenderfour Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Crapping into the sewer is aid, even for Mr. Norris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottP Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 What is up with that gay -style beard? Make a decision: Grow it or shave it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck_Norris Posted January 15, 2006 Author Share Posted January 15, 2006 Over the years I've trained a lot of stars. Notice Kiefer's balance and poise as he takes care of business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 Lose the Miami Device. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TREETOAD Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 Kiefer is the man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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