knotzen Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 Check out an excerpt from Scooter Libby's 1996 book: "At age ten the madam put the child in a cage with a bear trained to couple with young girls so the girls would be frigid and not fall in love with their patrons. They fed her through the bars and aroused the bear with a stick when it seemed to lose interest." Sick mofo. http://shakespearessister.blogspot.com/2005/11/what-hell-is-wrong-with-conservatives.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 How do you arouse a bear with a stick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sk Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 awww that's my favorite bear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 How do you arouse a bear with a stick? You beat-him-off with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knelson Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 ba dum ba. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted November 2, 2005 Author Share Posted November 2, 2005 How do you arouse a bear with a stick? You beat-him-off with it. Our favorite wordsmith strikes again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TREETOAD Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Make sure you don't get the shitty end of the stick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Don't worry, I wouldn't let him stick it to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TREETOAD Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 This is a sticky situation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kix Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 are we talking about Valerie P and Bear is an allegory for Russia? I'm confused. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Old Man Marries a Young Woman After marrying a young woman, a 90-year-old man told his doctor that they were expecting a baby. "Let me tell you a story," said the doctor. "An absent-minded fellow went hunting, but instead of a gun, he brought an umbrella. Suddenly a bear charged at him. Pointing his umbrella at the bear, he shot and killed it on the spot." "Impossible!" the geezer exclaimed. "Somebody else must have shot that bear." "Exactly," replied the doctor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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