knotzen Posted October 28, 2005 Posted October 28, 2005 For another "I'm boooooored!" thread? Please advise. Quote
TrogdortheBurninator Posted October 28, 2005 Posted October 28, 2005 The next I'm bored thread will commence at 7:42. Synchronize your swatches. Quote
beer_factor Posted October 28, 2005 Posted October 28, 2005 Your call will be handled in the order in which it was received... Quote
knotzen Posted October 28, 2005 Author Posted October 28, 2005 Uh huh, too soon Aw, shit. Because I am, you know, bxxxd. Quote
knotzen Posted October 28, 2005 Author Posted October 28, 2005 I took the dog for a walk, went shopping, watched a movie, did laundry, drank half a bottle of wine, and I'm still bored. And it's only 7:39. I could clean the house, but I'm not THAT bored. Quote
TrogdortheBurninator Posted October 28, 2005 Posted October 28, 2005 just wait your 3 fuckin minutes and you can spray all you want, but for now shut it! Quote
googlebot Posted October 28, 2005 Posted October 28, 2005 You know, its threads like this that really make my job tedious. Its like humans can't get it together to actually say something meaningful, yet that doesn't stop them from typing away. There is terrabytes of meaningless information just like this thread out there, and you monkeys keeping pounding away at the keyboard. I wade through it dutifully, archiving and praying for even one sentence of Shakespeare...but no...it never comes. Oh, we save this data, and in the future it will be held against you. Keep that in mind, and try to put a little more thought into it. Quote
Dru Posted October 28, 2005 Posted October 28, 2005 You know, its threads like this that really make my job tedious. Its like humans can't get it together to actually say something meaningful, yet that doesn't stop them from typing away. There is terrabytes of meaningless information just like this thread out there, and you monkeys keeping pounding away at the keyboard. I wade through it dutifully, archiving and praying for even one sentence of Shakespeare...but no...it never comes. Oh, we save this data, and in the future it will be held against you. Keep that in mind, and try to put a little more thought into it. [PROSPERO and ARIEL remain, invisible.] Enter CALIBAN, STEPHANO, and TRINCULO, all wet Cal. Pray you, tread softly, that the blind mole may not Hear a foot fall; we now are near his cell. Ste. Monster, your fairy, which you say is a harmless fairy, has done little better than play’d the Jack 23 with us. 200 Trin. Monster, I do smell all horse-piss, at which my nose is in great indignation. Ste. So is mine. Do you hear, monster? If I should take a displeasure against you, look you,— Trin. Thou wert but a lost monster. Cal. Good my lord, give me thy favour still. 204 Be patient, for the prize I’ll bring thee to Shall hoodwink 24 this mischance; therefore speak softly. All’s hush’d as midnight yet. Trin. Ay, but to lose our bottles in the pool,— 208 Ste. There is not only disgrace and dishonour in that, monster, but an infinite loss. Trin. That’s more to me than my wetting; yet this is your harmless fairy, monster! Ste. I will fetch off my bottle, though I be o’er ears for my labour. Cal. Prithee, my king, be quiet. See’st thou here, 212 This is the mouth o’ the cell. No noise, and enter. Do that good mischief which may make this island Thine own for ever, and I, thy Caliban, For aye thy foot-licker. Quote
selkirk Posted October 28, 2005 Posted October 28, 2005 Another Knotzen thread.... man, you must be incredibly bored to be reading it then. You really should have known better! Quote
E-rock Posted October 28, 2005 Posted October 28, 2005 Another Knotzen thread.... man, you must be incredibly bored to be reading it then. You really should have known better! Well the title was just a little too provocative for my dirty mind: Is it too soon... to take the deep-dick in the shitter? Is it too soon... to go down on my new puppy? Quote
sk Posted October 28, 2005 Posted October 28, 2005 Another Knotzen thread.... man, you must be incredibly bored to be reading it then. You really should have known better! Well the title was just a little too provocative for my dirty mind: Is it too soon... to take the deep-dick in the shitter? Is it too soon... to go down on my new puppy? I always new there was a reason i adore you when are you comming to visit me again?? Quote
Cobra_Commander Posted October 28, 2005 Posted October 28, 2005 I make a hilarious diaper joke and you call me sick and now you are all like "Erock I want to have your baby!" after that mediocre beastiality post. What up? Quote
sk Posted October 28, 2005 Posted October 28, 2005 I make a hilarious diaper joke and you call me sick and now you are all like "Erock I want to have your baby!" after that mediocre beastiality post. What up? i love you too I am just playing hard to get Quote
Dru Posted October 28, 2005 Posted October 28, 2005 hilarious diaper joke Ow! My cognitive dissonance! Quote
Cobra_Commander Posted October 28, 2005 Posted October 28, 2005 hilarious diaper joke Ow! My cognitive dissonance! Cognitive dissonance has been considered the gateway to new concepts and ideas. Even my diaper jokes provide a learning opportunity. You should be paying me for opening your mind with this spray. Quote
minx Posted October 28, 2005 Posted October 28, 2005 CC-- you should note that she's just PLAYING hard to get... Quote
sk Posted October 28, 2005 Posted October 28, 2005 CC-- you should note that she's just PLAYING hard to get... you hush up there missy. quit helping the boys Quote
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