Friday cute cat thread!

[knotzen]

Just what this board needs. You know you can't resist...

 

 

 

 

 

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[mec]

are you bored?

[knotzen]

Terribly. Does it show, then?

[mec]

just a little.

Is that last one your cat? if so, you should probably have it looked at. something just ain't quite right about it.

[thelawgoddess]

awesome.

[knotzen]

It's the eyes, isn't it?

[mec]

Yep, you must have already had it looked at then...

[archenemy]

I fucking hate cats

[knotzen]

That's because you're a sinner. Sinners always hate cats.

 

Me, I love cats.

[knotzen]

Yep, you must have already had it looked at then...

 

There was nothing they could do, except look away.

[Kitergal]

umm..don't we already have a cat thread?? do we really need another one??

[selkirk]

That's because you're a sinner. Sinners always hate cats.

 

Me, I love cats.

 

Of course cat's eat little birdies.

 

mmmmm, tasty!

[knotzen]

umm..don't we already have a cat thread?? do we really need another one??

Then how about a cute rodent thread?

 

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[archenemy]

That's because you're a sinner. Sinners always hate cats.

 

Me, I love cats.

Sinners use cats as their little minions. It has all been part of the Evil Plan to convince people to fawn over a small, rodent-like creature that returns your adulation with distain. And what do the kitty worshippers do? They let the little beasties shit in a box inside the house. Hee hee hee.

 

Fools.

[catbirdseat]

People who hate cats don't like them because cats don't take orders. They can't be manipulated. Do cat haters like to manipulate people?

[knotzen]

I'll say it before someone else does:

 

[knotzen]

People who hate cats don't like them because cats don't take orders. They can't be manipulated. Do cat haters like to manipulate people?

Very astute observation. True, I think.

[knotzen]

Actually, you can manipulate cats. You can pick them up and throw them in the air, put them in the dryer, put them in the toilet...

[olyclimber]

Dead puppies aren't much fun

they don't bark and they don't run

[archenemy]

Thank you for the interpretation effort, Dr. Fraud.

I don't know about other risk-taking type folk, but I know that those things which I cannot control are what I find most attractive and most challenging.

Cats are just annoying.

[Dru]

[olyclimber]

Are those there to feed the giant snake in the cage with them?

[Dru]

who's got that "even kittens cannot save this thread now" picture?