Crampon Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 Im looking for a girl between 25-36 to climb with and have no problems you getting a background check on me.....lol I have been told I am cute, and the rest, but I am not a believer of anything like that.....I just moved near OLYMPIA and am a nice guy with tons of climbing experience. Have to say it, but, I think women are beautiful from the inside out and I want one like that........BTW.......I am in the medical field, and have no kids, or ever been divorced...........Doesn't mean that you can't be...............PM me if you are just curious................... .........I swear...............I am a nice guy, and I dont bite...........If anything, lets just climb, and thats all.....I promise you, just friends..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-rock Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 pretty pretty pretty PLEASE sucky sucky sucky CHEEZE fucky fucky fucky WEEZE PRETTY PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billygoat Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 Im looking for a girl between 25-36 to climb with and have no problems you getting a background check on me.....lol I have been told I am cute, and the rest, but I am not a believer of anything like that.....I just moved near OLYMPIA and am a nice guy with tons of climbing experience. Have to say it, but, I think women are beautiful from the inside out and I want one like that........BTW.......I am in the medical field, and have no kids, or ever been divorced...........Doesn't mean that you can't be...............PM me if you are just curious................... .........I swear...............I am a nice guy, and I dont bite...........If anything, lets just climb, and thats all.....I promise you, just friends..... To get any HOT action on this board, you're pretty much gonna have to: 1) Post a full frontal pic of you, your house, your dog and your car; 2) A copy of your climbing resume; 3) A list of the last five books you read; 4) Copies of your last two years Income Taxes; 5) A two thousand word essay on your thoughts about Trask being the shizzle or the fizzle in regards to making a woman feel "special". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crampon Posted August 13, 2005 Author Share Posted August 13, 2005 Anyway......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-rock Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 Anyway......... Uhhh, you didn't actually expect people on this board to respond seriously, didya? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisT Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 so you're into guns...or Charles Bronson...or both? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billygoat Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 Think carefully Crampon..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-rock Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 Hey Crampon, I fancy professional men, I'm everything you're looking for... plus I have a penis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billygoat Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 Sting is a professional musician, and he has a penis too. I heard he can hold it for four hours! I'm done with the book E... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crampon Posted August 14, 2005 Author Share Posted August 14, 2005 Charlies Bronson isn't an idol if thats what you mean, and I don't even own a spitball straw........But ChrisT..........Do you like to dance or something?...just to make a point. So once again......Anyway...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisT Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 you can tell a lot from a guy's avatar. For instance, E-rock never goes climbing without his makeup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-rock Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 Oooh a spitball straw... you know what those are? I thought that was a closely guarded dirty secret. Billygoat. Please send me a copy of the book. I would performing a spitball straw on Stink very much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisT Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 yes I *love* to dance but I'm out of your age range - I'm only 24 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crampon Posted August 14, 2005 Author Share Posted August 14, 2005 Fine.......You have my permission to turn this thread into a trolling fest I guess...... You guys on here probably have your love of your life, and or lost her......So a guy like me doesn't deserve to have one that climbs, or anything like that..............Its just not fun I guess, I'd hate to meet a girl at a bar, or at church, or in the laundromat......But I guess I gave it a try, and you guys messed it up.................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billygoat Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 Even tho I know what you do for a living Chris, I'm still trying to figure your's out. What does Lummox's say about him? Or Kurts for that matter... We should have a Avatar Interpretation Thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crampon Posted August 14, 2005 Author Share Posted August 14, 2005 lol CT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crampon Posted August 14, 2005 Author Share Posted August 14, 2005 Trotter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisT Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 ok it wasn't fair of me to judge crampon by his avatar - he seems nice enough. Crampon why don't you just hook up with a local climbing club? Or the rock gym? I think Off_White hosts pub clubs in your area. Just get to know the climbers in your area and you'll meet someone nice - I just know it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billygoat Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 no no no Cramps, we are actually helping to keep the thread alive and attract girls here. Even tho Chris looks great in a little school girl outfit, don't let her age turn you off. I'm sure she can act older for you, if she wants to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Crampon Posted August 14, 2005 Author Share Posted August 14, 2005 Bloody hell......lol...................I just want a friend. Climbing clubs are like Jack Lalane,(meat markets sorta), bars are like rock gyms.....I just need new friends, and dont wanna get them 6 rounds of beer and end up in bed, cause that not what its all about.....I aint like that, I refuse to be.! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billygoat Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 I wonder what ERock would look like in a little schoolgirl outfit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaps Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 hello. I'm a lovely lady 25-36 who can't climb 5.8. I just need the info so I can run the background check, and I'll be your special friend. can you post it here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 My advice is to head straight to Enumclaw and pick yourself up a nice goat. Stay away from the horses though...unless you're into that kind of action. You might try the Reptile Zoo off HWY 2. Reptiles need love too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crampon Posted August 14, 2005 Author Share Posted August 14, 2005 I hate this thread now.........:"How about setting up a climbing gym function or whatever I sad to myself"..........But naaaaaaa, I came and I did this......Damn.......Sad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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