What in the hell is up with this woman?

[Kraken]

I saw this lady on her motorized wheel chair today while turning onto 116-west from Tacoma on 6th street.

 

It was the craziest thing I've ever seen. She was like an ancient moving obese forest on wheels.

 

I was lucky enough to snap a few shots without it noticing and becoming enraged. It could have done immense damage to my explorer.

 

[chirp]

Can we assume that you really arent in Anchorage, Alaska then?

[Kraken]

no I do in fact live there, but I've been visiting and climbing in WA for a month. I leave for AK on the 14th.

[archenemy]

you are evil.

[olyclimber]

she's probably in the street because there are no ramps on the sidewalks there. and if you had to carry some shrubbery, and you were in a wheelchair, how would you do it?

[archenemy]

Doggie style.

[olyclimber]

Now we're getting somewhere.

[SemoreJugs]

What about the one behind her sporting them sexy chaps and boots. I'm getting hard just thinking about it.

 

And dude, I think her little shrubbery is quite fetching

[Kraken]

I just don't get the fact that it was 90+ degrees and this woman was wearing a sweater with a scarf (not sure if you can see the scarf in the picture).

 

It was weird. fuckin' funny though.

[Dechristo]

It was the craziest thing I've ever seen.

 

Get ready, you'll see crazier things.

 

 

In the mirror, for one, if you live long enough.

[Clampooner]

I propose a caption contest.

 

I'd make the first one, but late night bowling has left me a bit tipsy.

[Kraken]

Grandma could barely contain her joy or her forward momentum as she left the garage sale.

[Clampooner]

Upon switching to a green fuel source, grannie wanted to really put the petal to the floor

[SemoreJugs]

 

The new "Cannonball Run":

midget cowgirl VS aged, rolling landscape approaching "The BUMP"

[Dechristo]

"As Granny sat under her tree, she pondered why the 'BUMP' sign held her in such poignant sway; not knowing, in ten seconds, that word would mark and describe her last earthly moment to a motorist."

[archenemy]

Bag lady American style.

[Thinker]

 

Despite the 'No Hitch Hiking' signs, Erma and Betty were determined to make it back to Wyoming. Maybe this freeway ramp would be the one.

 

or

 

Drug crazed grannies roam far and wide in search of their next Bump.

[olyclimber]

Its actually a show down at High Noon. What you don't see across the street is a monkey and a clown, both also wearing cowboy hats and packing heat. Be glad you got out of there before the bullets started flying.

[mec]

no worries, I would hide behind the shrub on the back of the 4 wheeler and I would be protected from those flying bullets.

[Kraken]

Despite the 'No Hitch Hiking' signs, Erma and Betty were determined to make it back to Wyoming. Maybe this freeway ramp would be the one.

 

 

HAHAHAHAHA! I choked on my breakfast when I read that. That's the best one yet!