Married People are Boring

[snugtop]

Married 's are boring...

 

[olyclimber]

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[griz]

this thread is as boring as married people.

 

Nah, actually most of my better climbing partners are married. They are reliable and you can make plans with them a year or two out for a big'un and they show up. No fuss,no muss.

[snugtop]

this thread is as boring as married people.

 

then why are you reading it? and why is it 9 pages long? (only half are mine )

 

[minx]

oh isn't that cute....snuggles *tries* not to be catty. oops--"meow" she says.

 

maybe someday when you're not busy trying so hard not to be boring, you'll quit worrying so much about numbers.

[snugtop]

[olyclimber]

actually, I find the fighting in this thread to be a little boring. wake me up when there is mud involved.

[MADman]

FUCK!!!! THIS IS SHIT! I've been watching this site for months and have come to expect a certain level of high-quality bullshit in this particular forum. So I finally register with a not so witty screen name but one that works well with my avatar so that, on occasion, I might add my own little 2 cents to the stinky pile. And what do I find???

 

Nine frickin' pages about married people being boring. And you can't even really count the whole 9 pages towards that subject, laced as they are with allusions towards moldy posts people were forced, yes, practically FORCED to drag out because THIS THREAD, and not married people, is so fucking boring that how it got to 9 pages defies reason!

 

Have I missed the boat? Is the golden age of Spray gone? Do I have to take up some other extra-curricular activity so I can log into the obligitory accompanying forum and trade barbs and anecdotes having nothing to do with _____________ (fill in the blank; skydiving, sea kayaking, stamp collecting, etc.), yet whose humor and wit have not been exhausted?

 

Say it ain't so, Joe. Say it ain't so.

 

Fuck. And I was just getting used to blowing the chaulk dust out of my laptop keyboard.

 

[archenemy]

actually, I find the fighting in this thread to be a little boring. wake me up when there is mud wrestling involved.

[olyclimber]

thats what i meant.

 

 

and madman, the golden age of spray was long ago. its dried up. you missed the boat. join in the domestic bliss or go to ass.com and get it on.

[minx]

madman, we're merely a shadow of our former raunchiness; we've moved on to inanity. if you can't handle a modest simmer, then well you really should go some place hotter.

 

btw--oly, archie and i have been mudwrestling for a while now. you've really got to pay attention! no wonder this place is so boring.

[archenemy]

madman,

you are amazing. you are my hero. you have been watching this site for months. you rock.

and congrats on managing to register.

you are the man.

love,

me

[MADman]

I knew I could count on you arch.

[olyclimber]

two months ago the spray was so choice! just go back and review...it was a heady time, fueled with optimism and verve.

[archenemy]

I knew I could count on you arch.

I'm just glad you can count.

[sk]

FUCK!!!! THIS IS SHIT! I've been watching this site for months and have come to expect a certain level of high-quality bullshit in this particular forum. So I finally register with a not so witty screen name but one that works well with my avatar so that, on occasion, I might add my own little 2 cents to the stinky pile. And what do I find???

 

Nine frickin' pages about married people being boring. And you can't even really count the whole 9 pages towards that subject, laced as they are with allusions towards moldy posts people were forced, yes, practically FORCED to drag out because THIS THREAD, and not married people, is so fucking boring that how it got to 9 pages defies reason!

 

Have I missed the boat? Is the golden age of Spray gone? Do I have to take up some other extra-curricular activity so I can log into the obligitory accompanying forum and trade barbs and anecdotes having nothing to do with _____________ (fill in the blank; skydiving, sea kayaking, stamp collecting, etc.), yet whose humor and wit have not been exhausted?

 

Say it ain't so, Joe. Say it ain't so.

 

Fuck. And I was just getting used to blowing the chaulk dust out of my laptop keyboard.

 

spray had been dead for quite some time. you missed the hay day...

[faster_than_you]

Here is the hey day of Spray. http://www.cascadeclimbers.com/threadz/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/318511/an/0/page/0#318511

 

I love the way snug and minx are spatting... NOW that is spray worthy...

 

[Dru]

Spray was dead for a week cause I was busy shotcreting the Malemute. Get over it you whiny little bitches.

[Clampooner]

Spray didn't die, it evolved. It evolved into the M's and arch hijacking every thread and turning it into predictable innuendo. Any time I read a thread that lasts for two pages without a psuedo-sex joke I get all giddy. Since this thread has already fallen into that pit, here's one for the ladies:

 

Latex

[archenemy]

OMFG, a female with the audacity to engage in sexual spray? What is the world coming to....

[minx]

Spray didn't die, it evolved. It evolved into the M's and arch hijacking every thread and turning it into predictable innuendo. Any time I read a thread that lasts for two pages without a psuedo-sex joke I get all giddy. Since this thread has already fallen into that pit, here's one for the ladies:

 

Latex

 

except for a lack of right wingnuts and the occasional threat of violence, i don't see how this is any different than before? and what's wrong w/predictable innuendo???hmmmph!

[olyclimber]

You ladies got some big cajones posting like this!!!

[minx]

hey! my cajones aren't THAT big anymore. i've been working out lately

[archenemy]

Mine are blue.

[Dru]

I heard your cajones was a thong... isnt that a cajone?