griz Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 from 'Denali Attempt' by DPS Furthermore, the batteries on the satellite phone were just about dead and I knew that my wife would worry if I could not communicate with her for that long. We decided to head down... When the day comes that one of the reasons i bail on an expedition climb is that i can't call my fucking wife on the sat phone is the day someone needs to take me out back and shoot me in the fucking head. wtf? did you wear down your batteries on the 1-900-HOT-SEXX line? Anyone else out there do this kind of lame shit? If my climbing partner gave me that as a reason to bail I'd put my boot up his ass(w/ crampons on). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshK Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! griz, did I mention I got yelled at when I didn't call my GF from my sat phone from the top of Grays Peak? I arrived home just minutes before a rescue attempt was launched! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griz Posted June 15, 2005 Author Share Posted June 15, 2005 If my climbing partner gave me that as a reason to bail I'd put my boot up his (w/ crampons on). then consider this a warning,josh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billygoat Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 Hey Josh, Griz PM me your coordinates, I'll be out in July for some climbs in RMNP. DPS has a little history on that score: mixup I guess it all depends on what is more important. You happily married Griz? That said, if you can't get the time to do your expedition right, then don't do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 I've met DPS better half. I can understand why he'd want to keep her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griz Posted June 15, 2005 Author Share Posted June 15, 2005 You happily married Griz? ...the 'm' word and griz don't mix. dps needs to slip the wifey poo a roofy before each climb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griz Posted June 15, 2005 Author Share Posted June 15, 2005 I've met DPS better half. I can understand why he'd want to keep her. nothin is worth handing over your balls for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisT Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 Can't a person be whole without a partner, mate, SO, whatever...why are married people only halves? And why is the other half always "better"? Bothersome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 And why is the other half always "better"? Because they'll put out more if people say that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisT Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 Leave it to Beaver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billygoat Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 Chris, I know what yer sayin' but I don't have the energy to tackle that right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisT Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 wassa matta? too tired? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billygoat Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 I went to therapy with my wife for an hour a half this afternoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 wassa matta? too tired? Headache. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billygoat Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 A guy can only process so much in a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisT Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 No worries - maybe each of you will become a whole person in the process. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billygoat Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 Well, that's the goal: wholes to halves and back to wholes again. I feel like an enchilada stuck on the reincarnation wheel... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisT Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 griz must've fell asleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 meow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 griz must've fell asleep Always happen before things are finished? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billygoat Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 griz must've fell asleep Why do you think he hasn't been able to hold onto a woman all this time. Dru, I like the way you think Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griz Posted June 15, 2005 Author Share Posted June 15, 2005 yeah, i've blown my wad and now i'm faking sleep to avoid the tough questions by chrisT that always come afterwards and i could care less about... "what are you thinking, honey?" she always asks,as she cuddles in. "i think you missed a little spot of cum on your forehead,baby." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billygoat Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 I can see griz has had his Wheaties today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaps Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 this thread is priceless. everyone is is in perfect character. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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