Some clmbing classes are more fun than others....

[Thinker]

...or at least more irreverent. If you're required to subscribe to the herd mentality on occasion, why not do it in style?

 

[olyclimber]

That's Arcteryx's new softshell with builtin hydration system. I can't believe they leaked photos of their prototype!

[fenderfour]

"If it's going to be that kind of climb, I'm gonna stick my udder in the mashed potatoes."

[archenemy]

Don't milk me with cold hands!

[Dru]

Was that taken on the Cowlitz Glacier?

[archenemy]

It was, but tragically, the team was creamed and never returned. Right-winged news media milked the story for all its worth.

[olyclimber]

What is up with the conservative media? That is udderly wrong.

[archenemy]

The issue is clearly black and white.

[olyclimber]

Its going to take an act of bovine intervention to settle this mess.

[Dru]

I bet you can really moo-ve in an action suit like that.

[minx]

hey the cream rises to the top

[Dru]

Dairy ask why some cat'lle carry a cow suit up a mountain?

[minx]

hope no one on the team is lactose intolerant

[Dechristo]

"Hey... why is this teat I'm pulling on becoming erect?"

[Dru]

That cud be a problem.

[Dechristo]

Probably mast.....itis

[Dru]

When there are lots of climbers on the cattle route, it's good to beef first on the summit.

[archenemy]

They certainly have a stake in it.

Or haven't you herd?

[Dru]

If we don't stop the puns this thread will get lactate by a mooderator.

[Thinker]

I herd students in that other class lactose now because they wore designer 'brand' hikers on the glacier.

[archenemy]

If we don't stop the puns this thread will get lactate by a mooderator.

I refuse to hide. Leather come and mooderate.

[Alan]

It does kind of make you horny, though.

[archenemy]

Moistens the trough

[Alan]

and that's not a load of bull.

[archenemy]

No, but it does need a little prodding.