bunglehead Posted May 6, 2005 Posted May 6, 2005 Why is it that squirrels can't remember where they bury all their nuts? It's not like they have anything else to worry about, like remembering algebra and job stuff. They don't seem that highly evolved to me. I almost always remember where I leave my keys, and I'm like 3 times more important than the squirrels in my neighborhood. I just don't understand why it is they can't remember shit. Squirrels. Pfffft. Quote
Kitergal Posted May 6, 2005 Posted May 6, 2005 how do you know they can't remember where they burried their nuts?? Quote
Ducknut Posted May 6, 2005 Posted May 6, 2005 Can you remember every place your nutz have been and every place you hid them? Quote
bunglehead Posted May 6, 2005 Author Posted May 6, 2005 Uh, hell yes. Considering they're almost always in my hands, I know where my nuts are all the time. Quote
jmace Posted May 6, 2005 Posted May 6, 2005 Fist sign of bad things to come is when you foolow squirrles around while holding your nuts, Quote
bunglehead Posted May 6, 2005 Author Posted May 6, 2005 The judge told me I can follow them, but I can't offer my nuts for them to "bury" Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted May 6, 2005 Posted May 6, 2005 Because I follow them around? Duuh! Do you ever dig up their nuts and hide them? That would drive them crazy. Quote
thelawgoddess Posted May 6, 2005 Posted May 6, 2005 yeah, but you only have 1 set of keys probably, eh? those squirrels must have hundreds or thousands of nuts! Quote
bunglehead Posted May 6, 2005 Author Posted May 6, 2005 Yeah, they have a shitload of nuts. So maybe they're pretty smart after all. Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted May 6, 2005 Posted May 6, 2005 yeah, but you only have 1 set of keys probably, eh? those squirrels must have hundreds or thousands of nuts! I lost my NW Forest pass, so the squirrels have one on me. Quote
Dru Posted May 6, 2005 Posted May 6, 2005 Why is it that squirrels can't remember where they bury all their nuts? It's not like they have anything else to worry about, like remembering algebra and job stuff. They don't seem that highly evolved to me. I almost always remember where I leave my keys, and I'm like 3 times more important than the squirrels in my neighborhood. I just don't understand why it is they can't remember shit. Squirrels. Pfffft. That's why they have Nut GPS for Squirels and Snaffles now!!! Quote
bunglehead Posted May 6, 2005 Author Posted May 6, 2005 What an age we live in! I think we should enact "No Squirrel Left Behind" legislation so there's a gps locator on every squirrel. Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted May 6, 2005 Posted May 6, 2005 What an age we live in! I think we should enact "No Squirrel Left Behind" legislation so there's a gps locator on every squirrel. Yeah, and mandate forest access to military recruiters. Quote
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