Johnny_Tuff Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 Political thread? Free-form poetry orgy? Fuck it, it's all spray! But, hey, wait--there's more! Unstoppable spray onslaught, you can't step to this. Johnny Tuff brings it, and all the ladies go wild. Sorry, I'm married! Dru might say something, Archenemy could chime in, or Oly, even. Okay, back to work, before output falls to zip, and the boss finds out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpinfox Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 From the Onion: Tom DeLay To Pursue Corruption In Private Sector April 5, 2006 | Issue 42•14 STAFFORD, TX—Former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay, who is facing several ethics violations and felony charges, announced Tuesday that he will resign from Congress in order to concentrate on corruption in the private sector. "I can say with a clear lack of conscience that, after 21 years of public disservice, I have done everything I could to the American people," DeLay said in a televised statement to constituents. "I have a lot to offer the corporate world, such as money laundering and influence-peddling." DeLay added that, before assuming his new irresponsibilities, he looks forward to spending more time alienating his family and cheating on his wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottP Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 I don't think 'irrelevant' is the term you're after. Irrelevant things tend to not push people's buttons so easily. When a mosquito bites me, I swat it. Something tells me you don't take it personally when a mosquito bites you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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