i saw

[Thinker]

OMFG....OTTERS!!!

[mec]

[stinkyclimber]

i saw two beavers on the dock outside my house this morning. at least, i think they were beavers. i've heard they live in the area but in the 4 on and off years i've lived there i'd never seen any!

I know this has degenerated into an Otter thread, but 2 days ago I very nearly ran over a beaver on my bike - it was walking along the riverside bike path, in the dark. Then last night biking home, I saw a muskrat. No otters yet.

[minx]

i saw two beavers on the dock outside my house this morning. at least, i think they were beavers. i've heard they live in the area but in the 4 on and off years i've lived there i'd never seen any!

I know this has degenerated into an Otter thread, but 2 days ago I very nearly ran over a beaver on my bike - it was walking along the riverside bike path, in the dark. Then last night biking home, I saw a muskrat. No otters yet.

 

you otter be more careful

 

***sorry i just couldn't help myself. that was just too easy to pass up****

[Dru]

if you have a camera handy, maybe you can take some pictures and show off your beaver here

actually, i've got TWO beavers!

 

looks like you have a banana on the beach too

[snugtop]

You otter watch out. There's a nutria rodent in town!

 

[Ducknut]

Nutria are naturalized in the NW also. Bad news for native wildlife and habitat. They'll also do a number on your dog with them big beaver like teeth. Strangely, the nutria I see all seem to die soon after our interaction.

[Dru]

Are nutria nutritious? I know you can eat beaver.

[snugtop]

get your blackened nutria or nutria fettucini

[Dru]

If these nutria were on your chin, would they be chin nutria?

[Ducknut]

Are nutria nutritious? I know you can eat beaver.

be careful that it doesn't bite you back.

 

[Thinker]

You otter watch out. There's a nutria rodent in town!

 

 

"the nutria, a large, burrowing, oversexed rodent with an insatiable appetite for flood-control canals--that means a dose of maximum justice"

 

sounds almost like a lot of the folks here

 

"the cc.comer, a large, spraying, over-sexed rodent with an insatiable appetite for flaming newbies with foul language--that means a dose of maximum justice."

[Dru]

Bear vs Shark or Otter vs Nutria?

[mec]

An otter would kick the bear's ass...

[TheOtter]

 

Goddamnit!! That's my fiance with my best-man-to-be!!!!

 

They otter not be out together at our "special spot".

[Dru]

Is that the SS Minnow in the background?

[specialed]

Maryann or Ginger?

[thelawgoddess]

Goddamnit!! That's my fiance with my best-man-to-be!!!!

 

They otter not be out together at our "special spot".

 

well, your best-man-to-be took a big dump on our dock and was doing his best to impress his lady friend with how much he could urinate in one go. if she's impressed by that type of behavior, i'd say let her go and find anotter.

[snugtop]

The Nutria would so kick the Otter's tail.

 

But if you bred a nutria with an otter would you get --ohmygod -- a notter?

[TheOtter]

The Nutria would so kick the Otter's tail.

 

 

Are you kidding!!?!? You otter have your head examined!

 

My uncle Juan (he's a giant Peruvian otter by the way) is 1.8m long and weighs 30kg. He would pulverize one of those little glorified water gophers you call "nutria".

[snugtop]

you're evading the question...have you ever humped a nutria?

[TheOtter]

 

Hey - What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

[Ireneo_Funes]

i saw two beavers on the dock outside my house this morning. at least, i think they were beavers. i've heard they live in the area but in the 4 on and off years i've lived there i'd never seen any!

I know this has degenerated into an Otter thread, but 2 days ago I very nearly ran over a beaver on my bike - it was walking along the riverside bike path, in the dark. Then last night biking home, I saw a muskrat. No otters yet.

 

When I'm biking down by the Willamette in downtown PDX, I sometimes have to swerve to avoid the biggest rats I've ever seen in my life. Also the Pearl seems to be infested. Hard luck on all those folks paying $1M for condos down there.

 

OK, back to otters...

[snugtop]

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2003564471_webshot09.html

[ken4ord]

You otter know they are out here in Kigali Rwanda, roaming the land of 1000 hills. though I have only seen dead ones on the roads.