Lyger Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 Anyone know if the roads are open (or how far they are open)to Big Jim? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 I presume you are talking about Hatchery Creek Road off of Hwy 2 in Tumwater Canyon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L0ngpause Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 Lyger, Big Jim isn't very medieval warrior-like. Why don't you just crag with me in Leavenworth instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cook Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 Lyger, I agree with longpause. Leavenworth is where all the medieval warriors climb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyger Posted February 23, 2005 Author Share Posted February 23, 2005 well I understand that Big Jim is not so medieval war-like, however, I have not had a chance to polish my armor and so cragging in Leavenworth could be a mistake. However,I have been practicing my spiky ball on a chain throwing skills so maybe it would be worthwhile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L0ngpause Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 Lygre, thy is a brave soul whom fords rapids filled with alidragons, forests that house demons presenting crushing death soaked with blood of the tresspassing thief. Fear not thy rust of armor, it is I who will lead you through the treacherous cracks of doom. Then, we shall rejoice with nectar of Baccus and celebrate for overcoming but mere trivialities of this life. Dear friend Lygre, ponder my inquisition with great care and head but this advise; I think roads to Big Jim might be pretty snowy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyger Posted February 23, 2005 Author Share Posted February 23, 2005 In sooth fair temptress Longpause, thou hast proven thyself to be wise in he matters of alidragon rapid fording and rejoicing in thy nectar of Baccus. Let it be exaulted unto mounatins on high that I am favorably disposed in mind to endeavour thy arduous quest, braving wolverines and other such creatures who hast terrorized my cousin of late, in the brave hope of retuning to thee, oh bad green, victorious on my alter of battle (the day ensuing the morrow) against the forces of evil hence forth known as Big Jim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L0ngpause Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 To thee disciple of the mountain Lygre, the scriptor of which hath created but a tear stream down thy fair temptress cheek. Characteristics of the long pause has proven an advatage insuring no haste while considering facing the deepest perils of certain death. Perhaps, though, I have mistaken thou swift reply, as swift as the Tum water to which you will soon venture, as a judement of an uncalculated sort. But Lo, you have a mind as hard as malverde himself! Friend, you do contain an unmesurably copius supply of wits to which no valant knight on the mightest of honeymoon stallions could compare. Yes, a solus journey into the belly of the whale by the name "Big Jim", that tyrant whom has exorcised his rule over sun by looming shadows across the Leavenworth valley for centuries shall be visited in solitary. I assure you sweet sirene of the mountains, I will wait a fortnight upon your return, to which, with the help of dear Baccus, we shall dance naked round the fire pits of despair screaming cries of victory! I shall, on the morrow's eve go on a quest for a replacement of cousin of late. Farewell to thee, Disciple of the mountain Lygre, God Speed to you dear Siren, I will listen towards the north to hear your sweet victorious song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 ----> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyger Posted February 24, 2005 Author Share Posted February 24, 2005 my dear longpause, there is no way that I can restore the wisdom that thou hast shown me, so I would give thee an ode, to exault thy cadaverous patterns on thy weakling souls of mercy. Oh, longpause, you give me strength, to fly, so high like a kite in the sky, oh pretty butterfly, oh yes, pretty butterfly. thy drunkeness is like a lord among the wings of wrath of pant and jacket wearing. You stike the drum like a midget calling me to kill the dragon and then kill the baby. Like a drum beat thou callest me to answer, and answer I must, Oh longpause, thou face may be skinny, but thy curves are kick ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L0ngpause Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 my god I cannot compete with your drunk ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L0ngpause Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Cat Bird Seat WFhat hath thou know of this Passageway, is it forgeable for dear Lygre? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyger Posted February 24, 2005 Author Share Posted February 24, 2005 hey , all I wanted was some useful information, though mythology rules beyond the foresight of simple human beings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 You will never equal the Nodder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lancegranite Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 My friend fell off Big Jim Mtn, I'm sure he could give a good report.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 It is a secret passage way known only to myself and JHamaker as well as the one known by two names (one a state and the other Steve). It is a way of perilous switchbacks, gloomy forests and precipitous ridges. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L0ngpause Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Siren of the Mountain, Though the yesters eve was filled with mayhem and debuachery, thout shallt not halt in persistance of a credible tale. I advise you to seek the sage, for her infinite wisdom will guide you through the demon ninjas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cook Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 (edited) L0ngpause: Medieval warriors are neither. Edited February 24, 2005 by cook Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyger Posted February 24, 2005 Author Share Posted February 24, 2005 Doest thou thinkest it possible to hiketh the mighty Big Jim in one fell swoop of a day? Me thinketh it be so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Medieval Warriorism is aid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Doest thou thinkest it possible to hiketh the mighty Big Jim in one fell swoop of a day? Me thinketh it be so. If thou attach long planks to thy feet, it maywell nigh be possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cook Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Lyger hath no long planks. Godspeed and Goodluck to said Lyger who, as we type, walks plankless... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 You will never equal the Nodder. Neigh, that temple of onanism is unassailable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Yea, that fortress, known as Nodder, remains and shall remain unbreached, buttressed as it is by adamantine walls of mindlessness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L0ngpause Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 Cook: Your mom is neither, you bastard!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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