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There once was a cc.commie named Ford

Whose posts were always ignored

So one day with some scanner tools

He scanned in his family jewels

Now all the commie girls he's scored.

 

My dad has a big book of limericks at home. I'm sure bunglehead's is in there. There must be 2,000 limericks in the book.

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There once was a man named Blair

fucking his chick on the stairs

the bannister broke, he doubled his stroke

and finished her off in mid air

 

There was a young lad from Kent

Who's dick was so long that it bent

To handle the trouble He folded it double

And instead of coming he went.

 

A peruvian gaucho name Bruno

said sex in the one thing I do know

women are fine, and sheep are divine

but llamas are numero uno

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