cracked Posted July 13, 2004 Share Posted July 13, 2004 There was once a young man, Distel who thrashed his way through the thistle with a pad on his back and a bowl in his pack but failed on his project The Missile (V8) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distel32 Posted July 13, 2004 Share Posted July 13, 2004 actually I sent......4 tries, you were there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracked Posted July 13, 2004 Share Posted July 13, 2004 Wait, that's a real problem? My bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted July 13, 2004 Share Posted July 13, 2004 There once was a furry Who entered a website he found With a skip and a hop He jumped up on a pagetop And then on chowed down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracked Posted July 13, 2004 Share Posted July 13, 2004 There once was a young man, Luke he wrestled the pebbles, the brute he crimped far too hard ripped his tendon a yard and says that it was but a fluke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distel32 Posted July 13, 2004 Share Posted July 13, 2004 Wait, that's a real problem? My bad. actually called Lead Pants, but you got the grade right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracked Posted July 13, 2004 Share Posted July 13, 2004 Number chaser. There once was a volcano ho who wore a reverse afro she post-holed for a year 'till it became clear that skis are the way to go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loose_Brie Posted July 13, 2004 Share Posted July 13, 2004 From the summit she began to glissade So long that her pants became frayed The motion caused friction Which caused an affliction Her butt was completely sauteed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted July 13, 2004 Share Posted July 13, 2004 A bold crew of Basic Mountaineers With polypro and shorts on their rears Set out for da Toof In a line they did hoof Not knowing the 11th essential is beers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hohm Posted July 14, 2004 Share Posted July 14, 2004 There was a young climber named Judy A genuine alpinist cutie, When she glissaded, The ropeteams all waited, Watching her slide on her bootie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distel32 Posted July 14, 2004 Share Posted July 14, 2004 Number chaser. it would be much better if you actually climbed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracked Posted July 14, 2004 Share Posted July 14, 2004 Number chaser. it would be much better if you actually climbed SICKNESS, BRAH! Yes, the boots are in the pack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snugtop Posted July 14, 2004 Author Share Posted July 14, 2004 OK, here's my contribution. Annabelle, this one's for you! There once was a climber named Bond of her, many gapers were fond She fondled her ice tools Men swooned like fools But she made it up Everest, that blond Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken4ord Posted July 14, 2004 Share Posted July 14, 2004 There once was a girl named Snugtop. She lived with her dog, Beautop. She wanted limericks all bawdy, but none were too naughty. Just line after line of slop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglehead Posted July 14, 2004 Share Posted July 14, 2004 Okay, since nobody took the bait, I gues I'll post the obvious one There was once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long he could suck it He said with a grin, while wiping his chin, "If my ear were a cunt I would fuck it!" TADA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klenke Posted July 14, 2004 Share Posted July 14, 2004 There once was a cc.commie named Ford Whose posts were always ignored So one day with some scanner tools He scanned in his family jewels Now all the commie girls he's scored. My dad has a big book of limericks at home. I'm sure bunglehead's is in there. There must be 2,000 limericks in the book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracked Posted July 14, 2004 Share Posted July 14, 2004 An epicure dining at Crewe Found a rather large mouse in his stew cried the waiter "Don't shout! And wave it about! Or the rest will be wanting one too!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CPOly Posted July 14, 2004 Share Posted July 14, 2004 The crew from site cc.com, All claiming "I slept with your mom", While jumping in bed, They found there instead, My big burly father named Tom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willstrickland Posted July 15, 2004 Share Posted July 15, 2004 There once was a man named Blair fucking his chick on the stairs the bannister broke, he doubled his stroke and finished her off in mid air There was a young lad from Kent Who's dick was so long that it bent To handle the trouble He folded it double And instead of coming he went. A peruvian gaucho name Bruno said sex in the one thing I do know women are fine, and sheep are divine but llamas are numero uno Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faster_than_you Posted July 15, 2004 Share Posted July 15, 2004 A prolific sprayer named Dru, Surfs the web in a Chilliwack canoe, He worships that pnuader, But jerks off to an otter, And doesn't get _You or _Poo BLLAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! Pnauder Rage and Steaksauce coming soon…. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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