Limericks...

[cracked]

There was once a young man, Distel

who thrashed his way through the thistle

with a pad on his back

and a bowl in his pack

but failed on his project The Missile

(V8)

 

[Distel32]

actually I sent......4 tries, you were there.

 

[cracked]

Wait, that's a real problem? My bad.

[Dru]

There once was a furry

Who entered a website he found

With a skip and a hop

He jumped up on a pagetop

And then on chowed down

[cracked]

There once was a young man, Luke

he wrestled the pebbles, the brute

he crimped far too hard

ripped his tendon a yard

and says that it was but a fluke

[Distel32]

Wait, that's a real problem? My bad.

 

actually called Lead Pants, but you got the grade right

[cracked]

Number chaser.

 

There once was a volcano ho

who wore a reverse afro

she post-holed for a year

'till it became clear

that skis are the way to go

[Loose_Brie]

From the summit she began to glissade

So long that her pants became frayed

The motion caused friction

Which caused an affliction

Her butt was completely sauteed

[Dru]

A bold crew of Basic Mountaineers

With polypro and shorts on their rears

Set out for da Toof

In a line they did hoof

Not knowing the 11th essential is beers

[hohm]

There was a young climber named Judy

A genuine alpinist cutie,

When she glissaded,

The ropeteams all waited,

Watching her slide on her bootie.

[Distel32]

Number chaser.

 

it would be much better if you actually climbed

[cracked]

Number chaser.

 

it would be much better if you actually climbed

SICKNESS, BRAH!

 

Yes, the boots are in the pack.

[snugtop]

OK, here's my contribution. Annabelle, this one's for you!

 

There once was a climber named Bond

of her, many gapers were fond

She fondled her ice tools

Men swooned like fools

But she made it up Everest, that blond

[ken4ord]

There once was a girl named Snugtop.

She lived with her dog, Beautop.

She wanted limericks all bawdy,

but none were too naughty.

Just line after line of slop.

[bunglehead]

Okay, since nobody took the bait, I gues I'll post the obvious one

 

There was once was a man from Nantucket

Whose dick was so long he could suck it

He said with a grin, while wiping his chin,

"If my ear were a cunt I would fuck it!"

TADA!

[klenke]

There once was a cc.commie named Ford

Whose posts were always ignored

So one day with some scanner tools

He scanned in his family jewels

Now all the commie girls he's scored.

 

My dad has a big book of limericks at home. I'm sure bunglehead's is in there. There must be 2,000 limericks in the book.

[cracked]

An epicure dining at Crewe

Found a rather large mouse in his stew

cried the waiter "Don't shout!

And wave it about!

Or the rest will be wanting one too!"

[CPOly]

The crew from site cc.com,

All claiming "I slept with your mom",

While jumping in bed,

They found there instead,

My big burly father named Tom.

[willstrickland]

There once was a man named Blair

fucking his chick on the stairs

the bannister broke, he doubled his stroke

and finished her off in mid air

 

There was a young lad from Kent

Who's dick was so long that it bent

To handle the trouble He folded it double

And instead of coming he went.

 

A peruvian gaucho name Bruno

said sex in the one thing I do know

women are fine, and sheep are divine

but llamas are numero uno

[faster_than_you]

A prolific sprayer named Dru,

Surfs the web in a Chilliwack canoe,

He worships that pnuader,

But jerks off to an otter,

And doesn't get _You or _Poo

 

BLLAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

 

Pnauder Rage and Steaksauce coming soon….