Dru Posted July 13, 2004 Posted July 13, 2004 There once was a mysterious noddder Who was known as a volcano ploddder Upon reaching a summit He took quite the plummet And slid down the slope like an otter Quote
klenke Posted July 13, 2004 Posted July 13, 2004 There once was a poseur named Dru Who posted without much clue When finally a thousand score posts he passed Only then was his inanity surpassed By his lack of a measurable IQ Not my best work. Quote
Dru Posted July 13, 2004 Posted July 13, 2004 A fatuous airhead named klenke Bagged only minor peaks -rinkydinky Ones having some prominence But not hard or immense - And perpetually smelled rather stinky Quote
klenke Posted July 13, 2004 Posted July 13, 2004 Good one. My last name has always been good for the rhyming. Quote
snugtop Posted July 13, 2004 Author Posted July 13, 2004 good ones, but the best limericks are bawdy. More limericks!! Quote
bunglehead Posted July 13, 2004 Posted July 13, 2004 Well, there once was a man from Nantucket.. Quote
cracked Posted July 13, 2004 Posted July 13, 2004 There once was a poser named Dru, Who knew not just what he should do, He posted all day, Did nothing but spray, And had not so much as a clue. Quote
RuMR Posted July 13, 2004 Posted July 13, 2004 There once was a poser named Dru, Who knew not just what he should do, He posted all day, Did nothing but spray, And had not so much as a clue. hahahaha hey someone rip catturdeat... Quote
Dru Posted July 13, 2004 Posted July 13, 2004 This fat kid name cracked His rhymes was wacked Tried to be a sprayer Cause he wasnt no playa And on snacked Quote
cracked Posted July 13, 2004 Posted July 13, 2004 A gumby with the moniker Rudy wrote home to mention quite truly 'nev'er did I know how great 'tis to throw my chalkbag away and ski Ruby' (Ruby Mountain Heli Skiing) Quote
cracked Posted July 13, 2004 Posted July 13, 2004 There was this one fat kid named cracked he wrote several rhymes that were whacked he was a great sprayer and more so a player and every day on horsecock he snacked Quote
snugtop Posted July 13, 2004 Author Posted July 13, 2004 I think jjd needs to contribute a limerick. Quote
Dru Posted July 13, 2004 Posted July 13, 2004 Behold ye the dwarfish RuMR Like Gimli, often in ill humor Hasn't the span To climb rocks like a man So he lurks online like a tumor. Quote
Dru Posted July 13, 2004 Posted July 13, 2004 This broken down sprayer, Iain Morris Whose antics noticeable bore us Registered two avatars From seperate Internet bars And as iain/imorris, posts as a chorus Quote
willstrickland Posted July 13, 2004 Posted July 13, 2004 Speed climber - da liar Slogged peaks like his ass was on fire I am the best! He claimed without jest At 4:20 he didn't get higher Quote
iain Posted July 13, 2004 Posted July 13, 2004 There once was a girl from Madras Who had such a beautiful ass - It was not round and pink ( as you bastards think ) But had two ears, a tail, and ate grass. Quote
iain Posted July 13, 2004 Posted July 13, 2004 bawdy eh? There was a young lady named Gloria Who was had by Sir Gerald Du Maurier, And then by six men, Sir Gerald again, And the band at the Waldorf-Astoria. Quote
Dru Posted July 13, 2004 Posted July 13, 2004 All was well with the dowager duchess She was fine in the mad rapist's clutches Till he turned on the light Took a look - took a fright So she hit him with one of her crutches. Quote
RuMR Posted July 13, 2004 Posted July 13, 2004 Behold ye the dwarfish RuMR Like Gimli, often in ill humor Hasn't the span To climb rocks like a man So he lurks online like a tumor. oh that's some funny shit...especially coming from YOU...Oh great shitsprayer and posting it on my cube wall... i'm printing this one out... Quote
iain Posted July 13, 2004 Posted July 13, 2004 There was a canadian lad named Dru, Who dreamed he had found his love true, But in the morn when he woke, A shock came to the bloke, T'was a perplexed, apprehensive ewe. Quote
iain Posted July 13, 2004 Posted July 13, 2004 There once was a young man named Lancelot Whom the townsfolk would look at askance a lot For when he should pass A desirable lass The front of his pants would advance a lot. Quote
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