cracked Posted July 14, 2004 Posted July 14, 2004 wherefore art thou The smile is too big, the teeth are too white; like Dryad says, too overprocessed. Hot, but not pretty. Quote
JoshK Posted July 14, 2004 Posted July 14, 2004 I'm not sure how some of you defenders keep getting "yeah, I'd do her" and "she is good looking" confused. Of course if she was available in the tent next to me I'd bone her, but that certainly doesn't mean I'd give her a second glance in the real world. The mountains are like beer goggles, and she is certainly better than most "mountain chicks" you'll run across I'm sure. Other than that, she is totally generic and heavily made up look that seems to say "I dont age, I just get more makeup and photoshop editing done." Quote
ashw_justin Posted July 14, 2004 Posted July 14, 2004 I say she ain't got nothin' on most mountain chicks. Hell she hasn't got enough fat on her to last one night, and it don't look like she could carry my broken ass out of anywhere, either! Quote
JayB Posted July 14, 2004 Posted July 14, 2004 I don't think she'd get kicked out of your dorm room if she showed up Paul... I've seen this too many times - guys spouting off about how "that Heidi Klum is just way too primped for my tastes" or some other BS - and its usually to show off their sensitive, real, deep side that allows them to see beyond the exterior and appreciate a woman's inner beauty to the chick that's sitting next to them, who is 1/50th as hot as the woman they are dissing, who they are nonetheless attracted to mostly on the basis of their looks since they just met like 5 minutes ago. Quote
ashw_justin Posted July 14, 2004 Posted July 14, 2004 No dude, I'm serious. She really is not very attractive in those photos! Not to me at least. Like I said, not my type. But she is smiling, so maybe she is nice...? Maybe I could see past her alarming visage to the kind loving person she might be? I mean, she has a cute doggie... Quote
cracked Posted July 14, 2004 Posted July 14, 2004 Sorry, Jay, me no like. You sound bitter. Bad day? Quote
ashw_justin Posted July 14, 2004 Posted July 14, 2004 Come to think of it, yeah I think the dog is quite a bit cuter than she is. I mean, for a dog. Not her I mean. I mean, I'm not saying she looks like the dog, just that it might help...? Quote
ashw_justin Posted July 14, 2004 Posted July 14, 2004 There we go, that's a little better. See, you can do amazing things with photoshop. Quote
Greg_W Posted July 14, 2004 Posted July 14, 2004 All you fuckers are gay. The chic's pretty. You're worse than a bunch of women. Tuck your tampon strings back in and deal with the fact that she climbed Everest and you didn't/couldn't. My props to her. Quote
Dru Posted July 14, 2004 Posted July 14, 2004 i'd bet money that the drapes don't match the rug Quote
ashw_justin Posted July 14, 2004 Posted July 14, 2004 Whatever man, I think the gayness is coming out more in the "I'd fuck any woman who came within smelling distance" comments... Quote
Greg_W Posted July 14, 2004 Posted July 14, 2004 i'd bet money that the drapes don't match the rug Two words, my Canadian brother: hardwood floors. Yeeehaawww!!!! Quote
cracked Posted July 14, 2004 Posted July 14, 2004 All you fuckers are gay. The chic's pretty. You're worse than a bunch of women. Tuck your tampon strings back in and deal with the fact that she climbed Everest and you didn't/couldn't. My props to her. I always gave her props for slogging up the Big E. Quote
ashw_justin Posted July 14, 2004 Posted July 14, 2004 i'd bet money that the drapes don't match the rug Two words, my Canadian brother: hardwood floors. Yeeehaawww!!!! Yeah but there's a fine line between hardwood floors and the traction tape staircase. Quote
Greg_W Posted July 14, 2004 Posted July 14, 2004 i'd bet money that the drapes don't match the rug Two words, my Canadian brother: hardwood floors. Yeeehaawww!!!! Yeah but there's a fine line between hardwood floors and the traction tape staircase. As long as my stubble is as long as her stubble, I'm okay. Besides, intimate personal grooming and fine tequila make for an interesting date. Quote
JayB Posted July 14, 2004 Posted July 14, 2004 Sorry, Jay, me no like... I'm sure she'll find a way to cope...but the spectacle of a bunch of single climbers - quite possibly one of the loneliest demographics outside of prisoners and trekkies - spouting off about how their standards are such that they would never even give a chick like that a second look, when in fact most of them would be stuttering and sporting wood if she so much as batted an eyelash at them is too much to take without calling it for what it is. Quote
ashw_justin Posted July 14, 2004 Posted July 14, 2004 Hmm... maybe, but she'd have to smell REAL purty for me to get past that psycho-stare... Quote
Dru Posted July 14, 2004 Posted July 14, 2004 if i had had lower standards i would have ended up married in 1997. i guess that makes me lonely by choice. Quote
icegirl Posted July 14, 2004 Posted July 14, 2004 I don't think she'd get kicked out of your dorm room if she showed up Paul... I've seen this too many times - guys spouting off about how "that Heidi Klum is just way too primped for my tastes" or some other BS - and its usually to show off their sensitive, real, deep side that allows them to see beyond the exterior and appreciate a woman's inner beauty to the chick that's sitting next to them, who is 1/50th as hot as the woman they are dissing, who they are nonetheless attracted to mostly on the basis of their looks since they just met like 5 minutes ago. That's what I'm sayin'... If you guys think she's a dog... well then what hope is there for the rest of us Quote
ashw_justin Posted July 14, 2004 Posted July 14, 2004 Ha! Don't play coy, icegirl you know your picture is better than those! I mean, you don't even look like a psycho... But hey, maybe that is a lot to ask these days? Quote
Greg_W Posted July 14, 2004 Posted July 14, 2004 Ha! Don't play coy, icegirl you know your picture is better than those! I mean, you don't even look like a psycho... But hey, maybe that is a lot to ask these days? Suckass. A little psycho is a good thing, man. Quote
Dru Posted July 14, 2004 Posted July 14, 2004 all you have to do is READ ANNABELLE'S EVEREST JOURNAL IN THE ANNOYING ALL CAPS FONT and then the high maintenance warning light goes on... Quote
Dru Posted July 14, 2004 Posted July 14, 2004 NOTHING!!! I USE IT ALL THE TIME!!! IT REMINDS ME OF GOING ON TRIPS WITH BECKEY AND HAVING TO SHOUT ALL FUCKING DAY LONG!!! Quote
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