RuMR Posted June 23, 2004 Posted June 23, 2004 How do you tell the difference between Liberals, Conservatives, and Southerners? Scenario: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges. You are carrying a loaded Glock 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? Liberal response: Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to societyand to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus. Conservative response: BANG! Southerner response: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click....Reload...BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click. Taken from an email sent to me... Quote
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted June 24, 2004 Posted June 24, 2004 'Cause DFA hates crackers. Got a problem with that, Wonder Bread? Quote
RuMR Posted June 24, 2004 Author Posted June 24, 2004 There wasn't anything racist in the initial posts except what your sensitive skin put into it... You got some issues...see a shrink Quote
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted June 24, 2004 Posted June 24, 2004 No no no, DFA was just expanding on the original "white trash bigot" remark. But it's all just a big joke, right? 'Cause DFA's as white as it gets, eh? Sheesh, you short people just don't get anything, do you? Did you know that 5.15a is the same as V18? Quote
RuMR Posted June 24, 2004 Author Posted June 24, 2004 (edited) you writin' a novel for a response, bitch??? dammit...i watched your sorry ass too long on "Who's Online"...shoot... Edited June 24, 2004 by RuMR Quote
RuMR Posted June 24, 2004 Author Posted June 24, 2004 see recent edit... you're still a bitch... Quote
RuMR Posted June 24, 2004 Author Posted June 24, 2004 see post just previous to your last post, bitch... Quote
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted June 24, 2004 Posted June 24, 2004 Your mother turns tricks to get cuts in the soup line, you anorexic homo. Quote
RuMR Posted June 24, 2004 Author Posted June 24, 2004 you cruisin' the homeless lines again for a date? Worthless fucker you are, bitch! Quote
ashw_justin Posted June 25, 2004 Posted June 25, 2004 OK: You're walking through the park, and a guy with his dog are running toward you. Conservative: This dangerous man and his viscious dog are threatening me and my rights. Good thing I always carry my Glock... BANG! Southerner: Weeeeeeehaaaaw! Tirgit practice! Good thing I always carry my .44 magnum! BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG! Liberal: Hey there, Dave! Nice day for a jog in the park, ain't it? Quote
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