Pandora Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 Stylin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronco Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 This talk of free solo climbing got me thinkin' (I know) and with the luck some of you guys seem to have, you'll fall from just high enough to become a vegetable for your remiaining 364 days. I'd stick to human/goat speed climbing records myself. We'd show that guy with his dog a thing or two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted May 6, 2004 Share Posted May 6, 2004 here is the best one i ever seen for going out in style: banned by moderators for offensiveness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winter Posted May 6, 2004 Share Posted May 6, 2004 Shit if I had a $100k I don't think I'd live until tomorrow. Chase the dragon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hopalong Posted May 6, 2004 Share Posted May 6, 2004 Hopefully that will happen on a summit or during . I think I'm going to be sick again! What a cruel thing to do to your boyfriend. you're dead.... ew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottP Posted May 6, 2004 Share Posted May 6, 2004 George Carlin's take on precognizance of death: "You might wonder why I would even suggest that someone can affect the manner and style of his death. Well, it's because of a mysterious and little-known stage of dying, the two-minute warning. Most people are not aware of it, but it does exist. Just as in football, two minutes before you die you receive an audible warning: "Two minutes! Get your shit together!" And the reason most people don't know about it is because the only ones who hear it are dead two minutes later. They never get a chance to tell us. But such a warning does exist, and I suggest that when it comes, you use your two minutes to entertain and go out big. If nothing else, deliver a two-minute speech. Pick a subject you feel passionate about, and just start talking. Begin low-key, but, with mounting passion, build to a rousing climax. Finally, in the last few seconds, scream at those around you, "If these words are not the truth, may God strike me dead!" He will. Then simply slump forward and fall to the floor. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hopalong Posted May 6, 2004 Share Posted May 6, 2004 I'm Sure two minutes is all bob needs right TUIB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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