Public Sex!

[Dru]

I saw two raptors getting it on on a lamp post over the highway on my drive to work today. Must be spring!

[assmonkey]

[fenderfour]

 

Funny, usually I sniff the pussy...

[catbirdseat]

I was crewing on a 50 ft sailboat and we were underweigh for the starting line on the way out of Los Alamitos Bay. There was a guy on a park bench facing the water, and astride him was this chick with her dress hiked up and they were going at it. The whole crew cheered. On hearing this the fellow pumped his fist in the air in a victory salute.

[minx]

I saw two raptors getting it on on a lamp post over the highway on my drive to work today. Must be spring!

 

guess you won't be climbing that pole for a while.

 

admit, you're jealous

[Dru]

i always wondered how birds, that do not have external genitalia, have sex

 

now i know - they have it on lamp posts!

[bunglehead]

Fucking birds. WHAT-EVER. SO: I'm walking down the street, minding my own business, and this fucking hawk tries getting in my face! What's up with that?! He's all "I'm a fucking raptor, and I've got really sharp claws and shit, and check out my wings BITCH!" and I'm all "Whatever fucking little ass bird. Wht don't you fly home to your mommy?"

Birds can suck my balls.

[fenderfour]

The whole tiome the bird was thinking.... "I'M RICK JAMES BITCH!!!"

[thelawgoddess]

i don't know why i thought raptors were lizards.

[thelawgoddess]

maybe 'cause lizard sex sounds more interesting than bird sex?

[Fejas]

Bird sex is like a butch and a lipstick goin at it! Awsome!

 

Snake sex is pretty cool though..... I don't think I've ever seen lizards go at it.