Captain_Black_Bart Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 Buggerluggers, the Lot of Ye! Back from Me Pilligin' and Plunderin', so be expectin' some foul crackin'! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottP Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Black_Bart Posted January 29, 2004 Author Share Posted January 29, 2004 If ye be that , then be stayin' with yer own gay lads. Don't want no part of ye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 how long is this charade going on for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 oh yeah, i like your boat animation though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billygoat Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 Friggin' in the Riggin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave_Schuldt Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 (edited) An avatar of scott harpel? I was wrong it's trask!!!!!! he just couldn't stay away. Edited January 29, 2004 by Dave_Schuldt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 he hasn't insulted enough people yet to be Trask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gapertimmy Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 'black bart' is the nickname of captain bart miller who is world famous among sportfishermen. and you aint him. bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jordop Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 Coincidence? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottP Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 I've labored long and hard for bread -- For honor and for riches -- But on my corns too long you've tred, You fine-haired sons of bitches. -Black Bart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scrambled_legs Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! "All ye check this site if you want t' get it starboard" http://www.talklikeapirate.com/translator.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scrambled_legs Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 Fer all ye lookin' for a buxom beauty: Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly? Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm? Come on up and see me urchins. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole? How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder? Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free. Well blow me down? Prepare to be boarded. They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big. You’re drinking a Salty Dog? How’d you like to try the real thing? Wanna shiver me timbers? I’ve sailed the seven seas, and you’re the sleekest schooner I’ve ever sighted. Brwaack! Polly want a cracker? That’s the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid eyes on. Let's get together and haul some keel. That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 Makes one want to get wet with the fine Seamen, doesn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 Hark! E-rock can't be far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bird Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 Thar She Blows!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-rock Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 Hark! E-rock can't be far. I'm not into Trask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 Thar She Blows!!!! Sperm spew? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scrambled_legs Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 Thar She Blows!!!! hahaaha... wouldn't sail on ye scooter even if in return ye give me vast treasure and all ye buxom beauties in Taiwan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Black_Bart Posted January 30, 2004 Author Share Posted January 30, 2004 'black bart' is the nickname of captain bart miller who is world famous among sportfishermen. and you aint him. bitch. Sport fishin? Yar, he not be me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted January 30, 2004 Share Posted January 30, 2004 And who be ye but another scurvy avatar. Yer only fit to walk the plank sez I. A drunken lubberly knave such as ye would be lucky if he didn't go by the board as she takes the first sea. If ye do ever manage to get over losing your porridge in the scuppers, we'll put you to work holystoning the decks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gapertimmy Posted January 30, 2004 Share Posted January 30, 2004 HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRr Girl: Hi Captain Black Bart: hello Captain Black Bart: who is this? Girl: just a someone? Captain Black Bart: A someone I know? Girl: nope Captain Black Bart: Then why the hell are you bothering me? Girl: well sorrrrrry Girl: I just wanted to chat with you Captain Black Bart: why? Girl: nevermind your an asshole Captain Black Bart: Hey wait a minute Girl: yes? Captain Black Bart: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid Girl: paranoid? Captain Black Bart: yes Girl: of what? Girl: me? Captain Black Bart: No. I'm in hiding. Girl: LOL Captain Black Bart: Don't fucking laugh at me! Captain Black Bart: This shit is serious! Girl: What are you hiding from? Captain Black Bart: The cops. Girl: gimme a fucking break Captain Black Bart: I'm serious. Girl: I don't get it Captain Black Bart: The cops are after me. Girl: For what? Captain Black Bart: I'm wanted in three states Girl: For??? Captain Black Bart: It's kindof embarrasing. Captain Black Bart: I had sex with a turkey. Captain Black Bart: Hello? Girl: You are fucking sick. Captain Black Bart: Send me your picture. Girl: why? Captain Black Bart: so I know you aren't one of them. Girl: One of what? Captain Black Bart: The cops. Girl: I'm not a cop i told you Captain Black Bart: Then send me your picture. Girl: hold on Captain Black Bart: Hurry up. Captain Black Bart: Are you there? Captain Black Bart: fuck you, cop! Girl: Hey sorry Girl: I had to do something for my mom. Captain Black Bart: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me. Captain Black Bart: When really you were notifying the authorities. Captain Black Bart: Weren't you!? Girl: thats not it Captain Black Bart: Then what? Girl: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty Captain Black Bart: Most cops aren't Girl: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU DICKHEAD! Captain Black Bart: Then send me the picture. Girl: fine. What's your e-mail? Captain Black Bart: Just send it through here. Girl: alright *PIC* Girl: Did you get it? Captain Black Bart: Hold on. I'm looking. Girl: That was me back in may Girl: I've lost weight since then. Captain Black Bart: I hope so Girl: what?!? Girl: that hurt my feelings. Captain Black Bart: Did it? Girl: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now. Captain Black Bart: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture? Girl: yes Captain Black Bart: Alright let me find it. Girl: kks Captain Black Bart: Okay here it is. *PIC* Girl: this isn't you. Captain Black Bart: I'll be damned if it ain't! Girl: You don't look like that. Captain Black Bart: How the hell do you know? Girl: cause your profile has another picture. Captain Black Bart: The profile pic is a fake. Captain Black Bart: I use it to hide from the cops. Girl: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol Captain Black Bart: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy.... Captain Black Bart: Not to mention all the groceries. Girl: Go fuck yourself Captain Black Bart: I was going to until I saw that picture Captain Black Bart: Now my dick won't get hard for a week. Girl: I shouldn't have sent you that picture. Girl: You've done nothing but slam me. Girl: you hurt me. Captain Black Bart: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me? Girl: I thought you were bullshitting me! Captain Black Bart: Why would I do that? Girl: I can't believe that cops are after you Captain Black Bart: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap.. Girl: FUC YOU!!! Captain Black Bart: You'd break both of his legs. Girl: You're a FUCKing asshole. Girl: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight Girl: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me Captain Black Bart: Ok. I'm sorry. Girl: No you aren't Captain Black Bart: You're right. I'm not. Captain Black Bart: HAARRRRR! Girl: I'm done with you Captain Black Bart: Aww. I'm sorry. Girl: I'm putting you on ignore Captain Black Bart: Wait a sec Captain Black Bart: We got off on the wrong foot. Captain Black Bart: Wanna start over? Girl: No Captain Black Bart: I'll eat your pussy Girl: You'll what? Captain Black Bart: You heard me. Captain Black Bart: I said I'd eat your pussy. Girl: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture Captain Black Bart: Do I need a hard-on to eat your pussy? Girl: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes Captain Black Bart: Well I'm not like most men. Captain Black Bart: I get excited in different ways. Girl: Like what? Captain Black Bart: Do you really wanna know? Girl: I don't know Captain Black Bart: You have to tell me yes or no. Girl: I'm afraid to Captain Black Bart: Why? Girl: cause Captain Black Bart: cause why? Girl: well lets see Girl: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out Girl: doesn't that seem strange to you? Captain Black Bart: Nope Girl: well its strange to me Captain Black Bart: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to Girl: I didn't say that Captain Black Bart: So is that a yes? Girl: I guess so. Captain Black Bart: Ok. I need your help getting excited though. Captain Black Bart: Are you willing? Girl: What do you need me to do? Captain Black Bart: I need you talk like a pirate. Girl: ??? Captain Black Bart: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!" Captain Black Bart: ok? Captain Black Bart: Hello? Girl: You can't be serious Captain Black Bart: Oh yes I am! Captain Black Bart: It's my fantasy. Girl: this is retarded Captain Black Bart: Do you want it or not? Girl: Yes I want it. Captain Black Bart: Then you'll do it for me? Girl: sure Captain Black Bart: Ok. Here we go. Captain Black Bart: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs. Captain Black Bart: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them Captain Black Bart: I softly begin to tounge your wet pussy. Captain Black Bart: I run my tounge up and down your smooth slit. Girl: mmmm yeah Captain Black Bart: uh oh ...going limp. Girl: Har Captain Black Bart: You gotta do better than that! Captain Black Bart: Your picture was really bad. Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRR Captain Black Bart: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your pussy get more moist with every stroke. Captain Black Bart: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth. Captain Black Bart: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose. Captain Black Bart: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity. Girl: mmmmmm you are good Captain Black Bart: I feel your thighs tighten as I suck harder Captain Black Bart: going limp Girl: HARRRRRRR Captain Black Bart: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands. Captain Black Bart: You begin to sway back and forth. Captain Black Bart: going limp Girl: this is stupid Captain Black Bart: ...still limp Captain Black Bart: Do it! Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR Captain Black Bart: I turn you around to lick your asshole. Captain Black Bart: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass. Captain Black Bart: I see shit nuggets hanging from the hair around your asshole. Girl: WTF?!?!? Captain Black Bart: They stink really bad. Girl: OMG STOP!!! Captain Black Bart: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass Captain Black Bart: I tear off your wooden peg leg. Captain Black Bart: I ram it up your ass. Girl: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!! Captain Black Bart: Then I pour hot carmel over your head. Captain Black Bart: And turn you into a fucking candy apple... Captain Black Bart: I kick you in the face! Girl: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!! Captain Black Bart: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin... Captain Black Bart: Your parrot flys away. Captain Black Bart: ...going limp again. Captain Black Bart: Hello? Captain Black Bart: Say it! Captain Black Bart: HAARRRRRR!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thinker Posted January 30, 2004 Share Posted January 30, 2004 BOY........I"m glad I read all that Timmy.... wtf? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gapertimmy Posted January 30, 2004 Share Posted January 30, 2004 just resurecting a classic HAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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