MaideninherPeak Posted January 17, 2004 Posted January 17, 2004 Are you my lost mountain man? YOU: Slim, attactive, tall, growing lamb chops, blue eyes, six pack, blue windshirt, nice ice tools ME: novice, long blonde hair, blue eyes, sexy smile, skin white as snow, nice curves but not too many It was June. We shared a tent with that pretty boy who said he was going to go outside but never did. I read to you. A marmot maybe stole our soynuts, you unziped my bag with your smile then you loaned me your ice axe. If this is your tale or if you think you know who this guy was let me know. I want to see him/you again. We didn't finish the book. Quote
sobo Posted January 17, 2004 Posted January 17, 2004 Either the chum's thick in the water, or it's a desparate cry for help. Hey Layton/lummox - job opportunity! Quote
glassgowkiss Posted January 17, 2004 Posted January 17, 2004 Are you my lost mountain man? YOU: Slim, attactive, tall, growing lamb chops, blue eyes, six pack, blue windshirt, nice ice tools ME: novice, long blonde hair, blue eyes, sexy smile, skin white as snow, nice curves but not too many It was June. We shared a tent with that pretty boy who said he was going to go outside but never did. I read to you. A marmot maybe stole our soynuts, you unziped my bag with your smile then you loaned me your ice axe. If this is your tale or if you think you know who this guy was let me know. I want to see him/you again. We didn't finish the book. Quote
Zenolith Posted January 18, 2004 Posted January 18, 2004 Ha ha ha ha ha!!! Good one! Maiden, you found me. (Not hard, I know) These flacid boobs are jealous...All this time there's been men on here posting as females to get everyone excited, but now that there's a real one they just can't deal. Quote
scott_harpell Posted January 18, 2004 Posted January 18, 2004 We didn't finish the book. greg lougainus auto-bio? Quote
MaideninherPeak Posted January 18, 2004 Author Posted January 18, 2004 Hey, zenolith, is that really you? Test: what was summer made for? What is Honnie's current fertility state and what is your porn name? (And, no, to that last comment. It wasn't greg louganis--it was the Diary of Anne Frank!) Quote
Zenolith Posted January 22, 2004 Posted January 22, 2004 summer was made for her to wear that dress, knocked-up, arthur richland. you know its me anyway. word. z-love Quote
MaideninherPeak Posted January 23, 2004 Author Posted January 23, 2004 Is that picture what I think it is--elaphantiasis? I had an easy ho at 2 cats this morning again. Yum. That would be two eggs over easy, hash browns and a biscuit and coffee to all you climbers out there who think I am frequenting a bordello. Why would I with a man like Zenolith to please me? Check out those huevos. Ouch. Do they make a jock strap for that kind of thing? Quote
MaideninherPeak Posted January 23, 2004 Author Posted January 23, 2004 Now I got a picture of me, too, well-hung-native-man. LW Quote
Zenolith Posted January 31, 2004 Posted January 31, 2004 how do you like them apples, eh? not like you remember? Quote
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