allthumbs Posted January 15, 2004 Author Posted January 15, 2004 The sky was dark The moon was high All alone just she and I. Her hair was soft Her eyes were blue I knew just what she wanted to do. Her skin so soft Her legs so fine I ran my fingers down her spine. I didn't know how But I tried my best I started by placing my hands on her breast. I remember my fear my fast beating heart But slowly she spread her legs apart And when I did it I felt no shame. All at once the white stuff came At last it's finished it's all over now My first time ever at milking a cow..... Quote
kitten Posted January 15, 2004 Posted January 15, 2004 City BOY! Like you have ever milked a cow? Quote
kitten Posted January 15, 2004 Posted January 15, 2004 Ditz, I'm from the country. Â Thug, which country? Quote
allthumbs Posted January 15, 2004 Author Posted January 15, 2004 Schlongeater, Snohomish County - duh Quote
kitten Posted January 15, 2004 Posted January 15, 2004 ohhh..they got cows way out there. I thought it was only sheep! Quote
allthumbs Posted January 15, 2004 Author Posted January 15, 2004 back off, you Hillary-lovin, armchair-philosophizin, hog humpin shrew Quote
kitten Posted January 15, 2004 Posted January 15, 2004 Buck up buttercup! If you can't take it heat??? Stupid, cow-lovin, mouse-eatin' wanker - I like bulls - not hogs - get it right fuka Quote
mtn_mouse Posted January 15, 2004 Posted January 15, 2004 Watch it with that "mouse-eatin" talk, sister! Quote
allthumbs Posted January 15, 2004 Author Posted January 15, 2004 please lick my titties, trask hey sista, when they were handing out brains, you thought they said 'trains' and asked for a slow one Quote
kitten Posted January 15, 2004 Posted January 15, 2004 hey brotha - thought you liked the slow ones. That would explain your connection with some of the women on this board. Quote
allthumbs Posted January 15, 2004 Author Posted January 15, 2004 that was plain mean, you wannabe sausage jockey Quote
kitten Posted January 15, 2004 Posted January 15, 2004 that was plain mean, you wannabe sausage jockey All is well young one, this pain to shall pass. BTW- I am not a wannabe Quote
allthumbs Posted January 15, 2004 Author Posted January 15, 2004 yeah, I heard you is da master sperm burper roun here Quote
kitten Posted January 15, 2004 Posted January 15, 2004 Watch what you read or hear - your head must be full from not getting any real satisfaction & holding it in for so long - sure you can't hear correctly. Also you are a typical mud hungry man - wanting to see what you will. Quote
allthumbs Posted January 15, 2004 Author Posted January 15, 2004 Dear Trask:  I have an odd problem. Lately guys always ask me out online, but they don't really mean it. Each time I fall for it. Recently, one guy asked me if I had a boyfriend and I said yes because I do. Then he replied with "I was just kidding. I'm guessing that happens a lot to you, doesn't it?" It was so mean and sudden, I had no time to think of a good comeback. Then another time this other guy was talking to me about his friend he said "my friend thinks you're hot, but I have no idea why." Again I had to comeback. If you could offer me a few, I would appreciate it. Thanx.  Kitten  Kitten, perplexed pea-brained puppy:  Good Lord! Why don't modems come with mandatory IQ testing? Really, I should sue modem manufacturers for the damage inflicted on my IQ by having to read idiotic PM's like yours. That being said, let's address your inconsequential 'problem.' Basically, you are overly-sensitive to the vagaries of the libidos and dalliances of others. In words you can understand without tilting your head, squinting at your screen, and mouthing the words: you need to toughen up. Besides, why are you flirting with other guys if you have a boyfriend? What does it matter if no-one applies for a vacancy that doesn't exist? Do you place ads in newspapers selling a car that you don't own, and then complain when no-one replies; or replies, but isn't interested? Child, you are as devoid of logic as a comatose crackhead. Anyway, if the issue is a mild slight to your attractiveness, retort like-for-like with: "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder: which is why your parents had their eyelids sewn shut" or "They say beauty is skin deep: I guess you must have really thick skin." Those are rather ladylike. If the issue is guys being assholes, then go for the jugular. A sharp conversation stopper would be: "Anyway, I better let you get back to trying to crack that triple-combination padlock on your mother's panty drawers. By the way, she really doesn't believe you when you tell her you accidentally spilled ice cream on her panties." or "You should put a lump of coal in your bottom drawer; and by the time you found a woman willing to sleep with you, you'll have a diamond for the ring." Aww, climbers in lurve.  I hope this helps,  Trask Quote
rbw1966 Posted January 15, 2004 Posted January 15, 2004 Another obvious cut and paste job. I refuse to believe Trask has the attention span required to write such a lenghty piece without masturbating. Several times. Quote
kitten Posted January 16, 2004 Posted January 16, 2004 Tooshaa... My Dearest Trask Why do you have to be so harsh with such a sweet, cute, and warm kitten? Bastard. I let you in my world and this is what I get. Don't give me anymore of your advice - not sure your attention span can handle it - task overload? You have given me a lot of bunkum and I am done with your old man sagging ass! Always yours Kitten Quote
allthumbs Posted January 16, 2004 Author Posted January 16, 2004 Kitten, Judging by the abject and degrading manner in which you repeatedly prostrated yourself before me, I can only conclude that you have mistaken me for one of your paying clients. In case I haven't made my feelings clear: fuck off. Â Trask Quote
kitten Posted January 16, 2004 Posted January 16, 2004 Oh trask, did I stike a cord of anger? Maybe you have a soft spot as well. I know you don't really feel that way. Quote
allthumbs Posted January 16, 2004 Author Posted January 16, 2004 Kitten you slut, let's get real here. You have never managed to get laid without the aid of moonlight, bushes, a balaclava and a Bowie knife (or, failing either of the aforementioned: a mortuary and an open window). You're not my type. Trask Quote
kitten Posted January 16, 2004 Posted January 16, 2004 Please trask - you are only angry because I have rejected you so many times. You have to use your cheap ways to get the cheap women. I enjoy getting laid under the moonlight, in the bushes, and with plenty of candles around. Also in the sunshine, by the water, and where ever it suites my fancy. If this makes me a witch - then at least I could say that "I am getting laid" - unlike your sorry ass. You don't have the tan or boat to draw women from there docks. Quote
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