Dave_Schuldt Posted April 17, 2002 Share Posted April 17, 2002 Thanks to Ja Erik for providing the sacred substance. Thanks everyone else for showing up and making it a fun night. I expect a full report from someone with more time to kill at work than me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegetablebelay Posted April 17, 2002 Share Posted April 17, 2002 I'm sorry, but aren't there two b's in pubbing? The way you have it spelled makes it sound like..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted April 17, 2002 Share Posted April 17, 2002 VB's right. What were you boys REALLY into last night? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retrosaurus Posted April 17, 2002 Share Posted April 17, 2002 quote: Originally posted by vegetablebelay: I'm sorry, but aren't there two b's in pubbing? The way you have it spelled makes it sound like..... ... maybe you were pubbing in a pubic place instead of a public one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted April 17, 2002 Share Posted April 17, 2002 I heard through the grapevine that the notorious Bunghole Bandit was making the rounds at Pube Club, and having his way with certain, inebriated climbers. [ 04-17-2002, 08:26 AM: Message edited by: trask ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retrosaurus Posted April 17, 2002 Share Posted April 17, 2002 Trask, thanks for keeping us up on the latest bunghole news. You are cc's bunghole of the month. Er, year? Of all-time, yeah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted April 17, 2002 Share Posted April 17, 2002 Why thank you. It's a shitty job, but someone must do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pope Posted April 17, 2002 Share Posted April 17, 2002 I ducked into Duck Boys hoping to meet a Leavenwoth local I'd run into while climbing yesterday. He never showed, or maybe I came by too late. Anyway, there I was, "pubing" by myself. I had a pint of their IPA, but not before the barkeep teased me with a sample of Spring Bok. I ordered the Reuben, then a pint of that Bok, and just as began to tune in to baseball talk on the tube, I overheard a man (I assumed to be the owner) explaining to the barkeep that he wanted to hear jazz playing on the stereo. Barkeep: But we really don't get jazz on this thing. We get something called smooth jazz. Have you ordered any catsup? (Adjusts the stereo). Owner: (German accent) Let's hear it. Yes. OK, now crank that up. (Sits back in his chair). Excellent. Now I could really relax to that. I think this is what we want. I think this is what our customers want. There's a case of catsup in back, up on the shelf there. Barkeep: (walking to the kitchen) I disagree. That is what our customers DON'T want to hear. (Returns from kitchen). Couldn't find it, boss. Pope: (thinking) God, this music is putting me to sleep. And what the Hell is smooth jazz? I've been hearing this crap from a dentist's chair for more than 30 years. Owner: (after some time) Ummm, this smooth jazz...maybe there is something else. Barkeep: You mean acid jazz? Pope: (thinking) Now just what the Hell is acid jazz? Owner: I think we need jazz that has something more, more of that... that...(makes a clicking noise with his tongue and cheek, does a little shadow boxing, then winks at the barkeep). Barkeep: This is it, the only jazz we can get through the cable. Owner: Oh. Let me show you that catsup. The owner and barkeep hurried off to the supply room. Pope stumbled out into the cold, thinking, "Jeesh this town is dead on a Tuesday night. I'll bet they're having a blast over at Club Pub." Three snowy hours later, Pope pulled into his driveway. It was Wednesday morning. [ 04-17-2002, 09:22 AM: Message edited by: pope ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted April 17, 2002 Share Posted April 17, 2002 smooth jazz is like smooth organs (kidneys, spleen etc.) - kinda yucky unless they are yours. it is muzak played with jazz instruments for wealthy yuppies. acid jazz is a dumb phrase for 90s groove jazz, cause "cool jazz" got used back in the 40s. "HOW ABOUT PLAYING SOME GOOD MUSIC INSTEAD OF THIS SHIT" is an effective way to get a barkeep to change the station away from smooth jazz. Cant help with pubing. Trask do you shave yours or what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwayner Posted April 17, 2002 Share Posted April 17, 2002 pope noted that the Leavenworth Duck Boys pub owner described cool jazz as follows: "...made a clicking noise with his tongue and cheek, does a little shadow boxing, then winks at the barkeep." Dude! That's exactly how I ORDER a beer! In fact, I'm having one for brekee right now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave_Schuldt Posted April 18, 2002 Author Share Posted April 18, 2002 Glad to keep you guys entertained with cheap thrills. My spelling sucks and is worse at 6:30 in the morning. That's when I start work. SO KISS MY ASS!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retrosaurus Posted April 18, 2002 Share Posted April 18, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Dave Schuldt: SO KISS MY ASS!!!! No thanks. But maybe you can find someone at the next pube club to do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retrosaurus Posted April 18, 2002 Share Posted April 18, 2002 . [ 04-17-2002, 12:51 PM: Message edited by: Retrosaurus ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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