Cletus Posted December 9, 2003 Posted December 9, 2003 (edited) ...you fukking fuks! I need trip reports of freshies to get me through my work day. What? Why don't I go myself? Hey, eff you buddy. Blow me. Goddamn it, sack up already and go attack the bunny col or something, its the least you could do. Seriously, I'm too much of a pussy to get out there myself, so how's about some of you start posting some fukking reports of epics around here, seeing as how the Spraycades are SO much better than everyone else's mountains, particularly Colorados. Oh yeah, and about this Silverton business. Why don't you all quit your bitching and go there and see for yourself. What? Too early in the season? Sorry wanker, they've been skiing 7% water content powder since OCTOBER. What were you doing in October? Freezing your ass off at Exit 38yourmom probably. . . . . . . . . . . . Bwaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Just checking in really, figured this was as good a way to say hey to the ccers as any. Sorry I haven't been around much, but there's only so much spraying a guy can do in a day, and I'm always over at those "hard core" ski sites, like doitwhileskiingXXX.com and wegodownfaster.com. Anyway, timmay and I will post some TRs eventually, just as soon as we start producing some Ts to back them up. Edited December 9, 2003 by Cletus Quote
Fejas Posted December 9, 2003 Posted December 9, 2003 I heard your not even a real skiier... You jib with the kiddies over by the sunshine chair... I also heard that you'd rather sit at home watchin puppy porn on the web cam then acually going in to the mountains to harvest fresh corn... I think your just a puffer that wears his baby blue one peice around bend to be cool... drinking a soy latte' wilst looking through the LL bean and eddie bower with the rest of the yuppies down town bend.... Quote
thelawgoddess Posted December 12, 2003 Posted December 12, 2003 telluride finally got some snow monday. not as much as it needs, but it was a joyful enough 10 inches. this morning they opened up a frontside lift for the first time this season and we got to ski over 2,000 vertical feet of monday's freshies. it was SWEET! Quote
Cletus Posted December 12, 2003 Author Posted December 12, 2003 rock on! thas what I'm talking about, sista timm@y is gettin pounded on up at bachy this week, its been freshies nearly every day. 8 inches of new overnight last night, and I may just have to sneak out of work for a couple hours... Quote
Cletus Posted December 12, 2003 Author Posted December 12, 2003 Fejas said: I heard your not even a real skiier... You jib with the kiddies over by the sunshine chair... I also heard that you'd rather sit at home watchin puppy porn on the web cam then acually going in to the mountains to harvest fresh corn... I think your just a puffer that wears his baby blue one peice around bend to be cool... drinking a soy latte' wilst looking through the LL bean and eddie bower with the rest of the yuppies down town bend.... its all true. Quote
Fejas Posted December 12, 2003 Posted December 12, 2003 gonna harvest fresh corn this weekend.... supposed to be 6-10in. for today, and the percipation stays the close to the same for the next ten day......... Quote
iain Posted December 12, 2003 Posted December 12, 2003 no kidding. I'm heading up for a night session at Riley's death star in t-minus 2 hours, can't wait for the weekend. Quote
iain Posted December 12, 2003 Posted December 12, 2003 souunds like Bachelor and southern cascades are the place to be these past few days. sick. Quote
Cletus Posted December 12, 2003 Author Posted December 12, 2003 its been pretty effen sweet down here actually went up today though and the 8 inches of new was sludge. Bat guano. I'm meeting a buddy up at Hood Meadows tomorrow though, little change of pace, right? Keep an eye out if any of you are going up, would love to meet and greet. Red jacket (always), tan pants, red boots. Most likely on big black skis - right ski will have cc.com stickers on it (larry and a snaffle). Feel free to heckle us if you see us. -c- Quote
iain Posted December 12, 2003 Posted December 12, 2003 haha I got it off some pimping toyota tacoma low-ride modifiers bbs when I was looking for some answers about my truck. I might be at the death star on Sat. not sure yet. Lines will be long for sure. I am in all black swat uniform. Fairy baby blue boots Quote
gapertimmy Posted December 12, 2003 Posted December 12, 2003 RIP THIS WANKER don't get tooo stoaked, its supah sloppy down here, wet just like all the wimmin get when i'm around. Quote
iain Posted December 12, 2003 Posted December 12, 2003 heh with a line like that I'm packing my bags for Bend right now. Quote
Fejas Posted December 12, 2003 Posted December 12, 2003 Well thats crap, the report says snow level 3500feet, but the odot willamette web cam is mounted at approx. 4800feet and its 34 degrees there...... Quote
marylou Posted December 13, 2003 Posted December 13, 2003 It was pretty pornographic up at Crystal today. Quote
EWolfe Posted December 13, 2003 Posted December 13, 2003 Pretty heavy at Baker today, but lots of freshiez! The FatBob was the board to have, just wish I had wipers and a defroster for my goggles! Bring on the base! Quote
snoboy Posted December 13, 2003 Posted December 13, 2003 Pow Pow was so f*&king good today Nuff said Quote
murraysovereign Posted December 13, 2003 Posted December 13, 2003 snoboy said: Pow Pow was so f*&king good today Nuff said Stop gloating, or you'll never see your November paycheque Quote
snoboy Posted December 13, 2003 Posted December 13, 2003 murraysovereign said:Stop gloating, or you'll never see your November paycheque Wassa matter? raining out there? It was heavier today But deeper! Quote
murraysovereign Posted December 13, 2003 Posted December 13, 2003 snoboy said: Wassa matter? raining out there? Worse: it's been snowing the last couple of days, and looks like it will continue, but I'm stuck in the damned store until after Christmas because all my staff took off for the winter. Bastards!! Quote
thelawgoddess Posted December 13, 2003 Posted December 13, 2003 murray, you should fire those bastards! and once you do that, you should know that i love working holidays. Quote
murraysovereign Posted December 13, 2003 Posted December 13, 2003 thelawgoddess said:... i love working holidays. Sounds too good to be true. Let me know when you get tired of Telluride Quote
thelawgoddess Posted December 13, 2003 Posted December 13, 2003 i can be moved to squamish by the end of april. oh, and i went skiing today - well, today and the 16 preceding days in a row (plus some before that, too). no pow pow today ... but it was fun anyway! Quote
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