scott_harpell Posted December 13, 2003 Share Posted December 13, 2003 eat me pie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted December 13, 2003 Share Posted December 13, 2003 More Tom Lehrer: Â Spring is here, a-suh-puh-ring is here. Life is skittles and life is beer. I think the loveliest time of the year is the spring. I do, don't you? 'Course you do. But there's one thing that makes spring complete for me, And makes every Sunday a treat for me. Â All the world seems in tune On a spring afternoon, When we're poisoning pigeons in the park. Every Sunday you'll see My sweetheart and me, As we poison the pigeons in the park. Â When they see us coming, the birdies all try an' hide, But they still go for peanuts when coated with cyanide. The sun's shining bright, Everything seems all right, When we're poisoning pigeons in the park. Â We've gained notoriety, And caused much anxiety In the Audubon Society With our games. They call it impiety And lack of propriety, And quite a variety Of unpleasant names. But it's not against any religion To want to dispose of a pigeon. Â So if Sunday you're free, Why don't you come with me, And we'll poison the pigeons in the park. And maybe we'll do In a squirrel or two, While we're poisoning pigeons in the park. Â We'll murder them all amid laughter and merriment, Except for the few we take home to experiment. My pulse will be quickenin' With each drop of strych'nine We feed to a pigeon. (It just takes a smidgin!) To poison a pigeon in the park. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott_J Posted December 14, 2003 Share Posted December 14, 2003 A New Gender of Pilots  As the airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant gave the passengers the usual information regarding seat belts, etc. Finally, she said, "Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to your destination."  Joe sitting in the eighth row thought to himself, "Did I hear her right? Is the captain a woman?" When the attendants came by with the drink cart, he said, "Did I understand you right? Is the captain a woman?"  "Yes," said the attendant, "In fact, this entire crew is female."  "My God," said Joe, "I'd better have two scotch and sodas. I don't know what to think of all those women up there in the cockpit."  "That's another thing sir," said the attendant, "We no longer call it the cock pit, it's now called the box office."    Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted December 14, 2003 Share Posted December 14, 2003 That's a sisu joke, alright. Uggghhhh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracked Posted December 14, 2003 Share Posted December 14, 2003 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dutch Posted December 15, 2003 Share Posted December 15, 2003 Wopper said: Ahhh the old cadence tunes:  Going to the school where the hippies all learn Call in some napalm and watch them all burn Going to the park where the kiddies all play Daisy chain some claymores and blow them all away  Harry Pi you should change your name to Shaved Pi. I LOVE IT!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutch Posted December 15, 2003 Share Posted December 15, 2003 Red dog leader this is red dog one request to make just one more run my primary target lay over the ridge its a V.C. Orphanage  F4 Phantom in a right bank turn Drop my pay load and watch them all burn CAUSE NAPALM STICKS TO KIDS NAPALM STICKS TO LITTLE KIDS!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted December 15, 2003 Share Posted December 15, 2003 "burn them bellies with napalm jelly diddy wop  strafe them gooks in the rice paddy daddy diddy wop" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted December 15, 2003 Share Posted December 15, 2003 UUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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