scrambler Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 So I read this wacky news story this morning about an organization called The Hebrew Battalion who have proposed using swine as guard animals in the West Bank. "Pigs' sense of smell is far more developed than that of dogs," he said. "The pigs will also be able to identify weapons from huge distances, and walk in the direction of the terrorist, thereby pointing him out. "Moreover, this animal is considered to be dangerous by Islam and, according to the Muslim faith, a terrorist who touches a pig is not eligible for the 70 virgins in heaven." BBC NEWS--Middle East ...a terrorist who touches a pig is not eligible for the 70 virgins in heaven. Air drop crates of pigs into terrorist infested areas! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 Is that kosher? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 cheney would be an adequate substitute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 Dru said: Is that kosher? It's certainly not Halal! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RobBob Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 Great, I can just picture it. A pig runs up to a Palestinian, thereby identifying him/her as a 'terrorist,' and clearly giving Israeli soldiers the right to instantly shoot to kill. A brilliant Sharonist idea! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 The Indian Army was already accused by the Pakistanis of shooting bullets coated in pig fat. The Pakistanis responded by BBQing some sacred cow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 If it weren't for the nukes, could anyone possibly take either one of these third world countries serious? I think God should start over and leave out the middle east and asia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scrambler Posted October 29, 2003 Author Share Posted October 29, 2003 (edited) Unrelated but I hear that private accounting companies and presumably our government is outsourcing the processing of our IRS tax returns to India to save $$$. Edited October 29, 2003 by scrambler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 Perhaps that'll boost the chances of your 1040 being reincarnated as David Rockefeller's, causing you to receive a tax return larger than the GDP of most industrialized nations! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 scrambler said: ...a terrorist who touches a pig is not eligible for the 70 virgins in heaven. id rather have 70 hot sluts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegetablebelay Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 They better not touch this guy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 vegetablebelay said: They better not touch this guy: I think they're talking about virgins of the female kind veggie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 vegetablebelay said: They better not touch this guy: Looks like he's winding up for a fierce back-handed pimp slap there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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