Uncle_Tricky Posted March 7, 2002 Share Posted March 7, 2002 Better hurry--the glaciers are advancing rapidly down the Nisqually river valley. You could easily find yourself surrounded. Better to head south to avoid being trapped in the coming Ice Age, which I hear is supposed to hit this afternoon or early evening at the latest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imorris Posted March 7, 2002 Share Posted March 7, 2002 I think I saw at least two flakes in PDX today. Our single snowplow is taking appropriate measures to melt them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock_Landers Posted March 8, 2002 Share Posted March 8, 2002 I'm going to go to the base of queen anne hill and huck some snowballs at that fuckstick Jim Foreman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avatar Posted March 8, 2002 Share Posted March 8, 2002 Do not fear, during the last deluge i came to save you. I dig you smartasses and will not let you die. Meanwhile, PM me your credit card numbers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dog Posted March 8, 2002 Share Posted March 8, 2002 Winter Storm 2002 has me pinned down in Alki. Since I'm not flexible enough to service myself properly during the storm, I'm going to attempt to join Uncle Tricky in Queen Anne and and throw rotten fruit at fuck stick (jim forehead). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle_Tricky Posted March 8, 2002 Author Share Posted March 8, 2002 The flakes are coming down in Seatown. I watched the local news and thus am taking prudent precautions in preparing for "APOCALYPTIC WINTER STORM 2002!!!" I just returned from the store, where there was a mad rush to stock up for the coming blizzard. Fighting through the aisles filled with crazed worried housewives and other viewers of local TV, I managed to secure two sacks of rice, 50 pounds of beans, 2 cases of Ramen, and 3 cases of Schmidt's. Hopefully this will get me through the coming "APOCALYPTIC WINTER STORM of 2002." My advice to all out there is to PANIC! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegetablebelay Posted March 8, 2002 Share Posted March 8, 2002 You mean........ FRESHIEZ!?!?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted March 8, 2002 Share Posted March 8, 2002 quote: Originally posted by vegetablebelay: You mean........FRESHIEZ!?!?!?! whatever happened to freshie? Nobody used that avatar in a while... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
W Posted March 8, 2002 Share Posted March 8, 2002 I hear it snowed in Russia the other day. "SO, how does this affect us here in the northwest??" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted March 8, 2002 Share Posted March 8, 2002 u.t. do you really think that is enough beer?? was the artic down strikes and the city is frozen in a ice age like deep freeze, the more beer probably means the more ladies you got floating your boat!!!!! more beer will be needed for the apocalypse!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted March 8, 2002 Share Posted March 8, 2002 quote: Originally posted by erik: u.t. do you really think that is enough beer?? was the artic down strikes and the city is frozen in a ice age like deep freeze, the more beer probably means the more ladies you got floating your boat!!!!!more beer will be needed for the apocalypse!!! so is Death a snowboarder? Cause I heard the four horsemen are gonna RIDE [ 03-07-2002: Message edited by: Dru ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle_Tricky Posted March 8, 2002 Author Share Posted March 8, 2002 Erik, you're right...anything less than a 4-to-1 beer-to-Ramen ratio is probably inadequate. Plus, I've heard that the higher your blood alcohol level, the less likely you're blood is to freeze when the BLIZZARD OF 2002 blows down from the Arctic and lays waste to the greater puget sound area in a scene of greater destruction than the four horsemen of the apocalypse at a girl scout campout. I'm headed back to the store for more beer before panic buying shuts down all retail outlets in the area.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted March 8, 2002 Share Posted March 8, 2002 sorry for the poor typing here in oly we have been struck i have already eaten the neighbro cats and am eyes their dog next.... i hate to die........ u.t. try and save me some beer i am trying to lasso a ton-ton to get north to the great city!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
To_The_Top Posted March 8, 2002 Share Posted March 8, 2002 Dog, I got trapped trying to get back to Alki, they shut down that darn bridge and I had to walk, parking my car in a park and ride. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jman Posted March 9, 2002 Share Posted March 9, 2002 You must have been watching channel 7 news. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle_Tricky Posted March 9, 2002 Author Share Posted March 9, 2002 An Update on Apocalyptic Winter Storm 2002 from the City of Seattle: Seattle is currently closed. This city has received almost 400 millimeters (2.5 inches) of snow in the past 24 hours. Blowing and drifing snow has reduced visibility to zero in some places. The mayor has issued a Natural Disaster Warning, and National Guard troops are in the street to prevent chaos, looting and unauthorized snowball fights. There is currently a 24 hour curfew in place. Do not leave you home, drive your car or walk anywhere, as conditions are much too treacherous. Stay tuned to local radio and TV for breathless Apocalyptic Winter Storm 2002 Disaster updates. Please note that there will be avalanche control work done on the North Face of Queen Anne hill, the West face of Capitol hill, and other dangerous slide paths in the area. Do not panic. Thanks for your cooperation in this difficult time,Greg NikolsMayor of Seattle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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