Formaldehead Posted September 26, 2003 Author Posted September 26, 2003 In college, my friend's older brother came up to visit us once, and had felt compelled to re-live his college day. When I woke up in the morning, his shitty underwear were tossed onto the roof outside the kitchen window. Quote
Fejas Posted September 26, 2003 Posted September 26, 2003 NO! but in colledge We had a rip snorter of a party and some chick passed out on my kitchen floor and pissed her self... Quote
incubus Posted September 26, 2003 Posted September 26, 2003 No, but we painted a dude's balls blue with India ink one time when he was passed out drunk. That shit's like damn near permanent. Quote
Formaldehead Posted September 26, 2003 Author Posted September 26, 2003 We had a kid lock himself in his own room while drunk and on LSD. He rattled the door, then climbed out the window, and went and took a shower, smelling like shit the whole time. The next day, we covered the floor of his room with newspaper, and made signs with arrows pointing to the bathroom. His shitty pants were still in there, so way put them on newspaper as well. He dropped out at the end of that semester. Quote
gapertimmy Posted September 26, 2003 Posted September 26, 2003 the triple play is the greatest accomplishment of any college co-ed  pissing, shitting, and puking on ones own person Quote
catbirdseat Posted September 26, 2003 Posted September 26, 2003 Fejas said: NO! but in colledge We had a rip snorter of a party and some chick passed out on my kitchen floor and pissed her self... Did you graduate from "colledge"? Quote
erik Posted September 26, 2003 Posted September 26, 2003 one of my b-days a couple of us dosed....and the next day i was went over to my friend d's house.  he told me in secret that we woke up early and smelt shit on himself....his dog was in bedm so he got all pissed and started to kick at it and yell..tho when he got out of bed he figured out it was him who did it!!!!  then there is the classic blacking out and getting pissed on stories  Quote
Fejas Posted September 26, 2003 Posted September 26, 2003 NO! I spent four years taking classes that interested me and then I droped out hence the spelling problem... Quote
bird Posted September 26, 2003 Posted September 26, 2003 One of my old roommates shit himself twice when he got too drunk. We always joked that that's what your body does when its preparing for death. A couple of close calls. Quote
catbirdseat Posted September 26, 2003 Posted September 26, 2003 In the news today, several new sattelites have been discovered orbiting your anus, I mean Uranus. Quote
Paul_K Posted September 26, 2003 Posted September 26, 2003 CBS - Put the stoppers back in the chemical bottles & go home & get some rest. Perhaps tomorrow you will make sense. Quote
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