Greg_W Posted September 24, 2003 Posted September 24, 2003 It's sunny, why raise your blood pressure? Most problems, I find, are due to a misunderstanding. Let's all relax and take a step back. Okay, deep breath, everyone. Feel the breath filling your lungs, expanding your torso. Feel the blood travel from your heart, out to the tips of your fingers, to the ends of your toes. Close your eyes and listen to the breeze outside. Remember what granite feels like, what chalk feels like between your fingertips. Okay, exhale slowly, completely. Feel all your muscles relax. Let your cares drip off your fingertips and shake your worries away. Now, have a great motherfucking day. Quote
Dru Posted September 24, 2003 Posted September 24, 2003 Wouldn't it be more relaxing to fire off a couple clips and shoot some stuff up? Quote
Sphinx Posted September 24, 2003 Posted September 24, 2003 Greg_W said: Most problems, I find, are due to a misunderstanding. No shit. Quote
Greg_W Posted September 24, 2003 Author Posted September 24, 2003 Sphinx said: Greg_W said: Most problems, I find, are due to a misunderstanding. No shit. Or a miscommunication, which might have been better. You're not helping youngster, so shut the fuck up. Quote
chelle Posted September 24, 2003 Posted September 24, 2003 Greg_W said: It's sunny, why raise your blood pressure? Most problems, I find, are due to a misunderstanding. Let's all relax and take a step back. Okay, deep breath, everyone. Feel the breath filling your lungs, expanding your torso. Feel the blood travel from your heart, out to the tips of your fingers, to the ends of your toes. Close your eyes and listen to the breeze outside. Remember what granite feels like, what chalk feels like between your fingertips. Okay, exhale slowly, completely. Feel all your muscles relax. Let your cares drip off your fingertips and shake your worries away. Now, have a great motherfucking day. Ahhh! Thanks Greg. I needed that. It's been 10 days since my last granite experience. Quote
Sphinx Posted September 24, 2003 Posted September 24, 2003 Greg_W said: Sphinx said: Greg_W said: Most problems, I find, are due to a misunderstanding. No shit. Or a miscommunication, which might have been better. You're not helping youngster, so shut the fuck up. NO! Quote
Greg_W Posted September 24, 2003 Author Posted September 24, 2003 Sphinx said: Greg_W said: Sphinx said: Greg_W said: Most problems, I find, are due to a misunderstanding. No shit. Or a miscommunication, which might have been better. You're not helping youngster, so shut the fuck up. NO! Fine, I'm calling your Mom and she'll send you to your room. Quote
Sphinx Posted September 24, 2003 Posted September 24, 2003 Greg_W said: Sphinx said: Greg_W said: Sphinx said: Greg_W said: Most problems, I find, are due to a misunderstanding. No shit. Or a miscommunication, which might have been better. You're not helping youngster, so shut the fuck up. NO! Fine, I'm calling your Mom and she'll send you to your room. Quote
sk Posted September 24, 2003 Posted September 24, 2003 Greg_W said: Sphinx said: Greg_W said: Sphinx said: Greg_W said: Most problems, I find, are due to a misunderstanding. No shit. Or a miscommunication, which might have been better. You're not helping youngster, so shut the fuck up. NO! Fine, I'm calling your Mom and she'll send you to your room. I will get you the number Quote
catbirdseat Posted September 24, 2003 Posted September 24, 2003 One more nested quote and I am going to puke. Quote
Sphinx Posted September 24, 2003 Posted September 24, 2003 Muffy_The_Wanker_Sprayer said: Greg_W said: Sphinx said: Greg_W said: Sphinx said: Greg_W said: Most problems, I find, are due to a misunderstanding. No shit. Or a miscommunication, which might have been better. You're not helping youngster, so shut the fuck up. NO! Fine, I'm calling your Mom and she'll send you to your room. I will get you the number Start puking. Quote
sk Posted September 24, 2003 Posted September 24, 2003 Muffy_The_Wanker_Sprayer said: Greg_W said: Sphinx said: Greg_W said: Sphinx said: Greg_W said: Most problems, I find, are due to a misunderstanding. No shit. Or a miscommunication, which might have been better. You're not helping youngster, so shut the fuck up. NO! Fine, I'm calling your Mom and she'll send you to your room. I will get you the number that is like saying ' I double dog dare ya" Quote
kitten Posted September 24, 2003 Posted September 24, 2003 Great point darling! I plan to enjoy a few rays of sunshine at lunch. And I am going to call YOUR mamma and tell on you Quote
Greg_W Posted September 24, 2003 Author Posted September 24, 2003 kitten said: And I am going to call YOUR mamma and tell on you Don't bother, I'm already the bad son. Quote
kitten Posted September 24, 2003 Posted September 24, 2003 Greg_W said: Don't bother, I'm already the bad son. Oh yeah I forgot - I am a flippin angel! Quote
Sphinx Posted September 24, 2003 Posted September 24, 2003 You two need to take it to a private room. Quote
Greg_W Posted September 24, 2003 Author Posted September 24, 2003 Sphinx said: You two need to take it to a private room. Shut up, toddler, or you'll go through the rest of you life with a permanent limp. Quote
Sphinx Posted September 24, 2003 Posted September 24, 2003 Greg_W said: Sphinx said: You two need to take it to a private room. Shut up, toddler, or you'll go through the rest of you life with a permanent limp. Quote
Dru Posted September 24, 2003 Posted September 24, 2003 Sphinx said: You two need to take it to dr Phil. Quote
kitten Posted September 24, 2003 Posted September 24, 2003 Fejas said: Love, peace, and afro grease! Quote
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