Greg_W Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 It's sunny, why raise your blood pressure? Most problems, I find, are due to a misunderstanding. Let's all relax and take a step back. Okay, deep breath, everyone. Feel the breath filling your lungs, expanding your torso. Feel the blood travel from your heart, out to the tips of your fingers, to the ends of your toes. Close your eyes and listen to the breeze outside. Remember what granite feels like, what chalk feels like between your fingertips. Okay, exhale slowly, completely. Feel all your muscles relax. Let your cares drip off your fingertips and shake your worries away. Now, have a great motherfucking day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 Wouldn't it be more relaxing to fire off a couple clips and shoot some stuff up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sphinx Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 Greg_W said: Most problems, I find, are due to a misunderstanding. No shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted September 24, 2003 Author Share Posted September 24, 2003 Sphinx said: Greg_W said: Most problems, I find, are due to a misunderstanding. No shit. Or a miscommunication, which might have been better. You're not helping youngster, so shut the fuck up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chelle Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 Greg_W said: It's sunny, why raise your blood pressure? Most problems, I find, are due to a misunderstanding. Let's all relax and take a step back. Okay, deep breath, everyone. Feel the breath filling your lungs, expanding your torso. Feel the blood travel from your heart, out to the tips of your fingers, to the ends of your toes. Close your eyes and listen to the breeze outside. Remember what granite feels like, what chalk feels like between your fingertips. Okay, exhale slowly, completely. Feel all your muscles relax. Let your cares drip off your fingertips and shake your worries away. Now, have a great motherfucking day. Ahhh! Thanks Greg. I needed that. It's been 10 days since my last granite experience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sphinx Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 Greg_W said: Sphinx said: Greg_W said: Most problems, I find, are due to a misunderstanding. No shit. Or a miscommunication, which might have been better. You're not helping youngster, so shut the fuck up. NO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted September 24, 2003 Author Share Posted September 24, 2003 Sphinx said: Greg_W said: Sphinx said: Greg_W said: Most problems, I find, are due to a misunderstanding. No shit. Or a miscommunication, which might have been better. You're not helping youngster, so shut the fuck up. NO! Fine, I'm calling your Mom and she'll send you to your room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sphinx Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 Greg_W said: Sphinx said: Greg_W said: Sphinx said: Greg_W said: Most problems, I find, are due to a misunderstanding. No shit. Or a miscommunication, which might have been better. You're not helping youngster, so shut the fuck up. NO! Fine, I'm calling your Mom and she'll send you to your room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 Greg_W said: Sphinx said: Greg_W said: Sphinx said: Greg_W said: Most problems, I find, are due to a misunderstanding. No shit. Or a miscommunication, which might have been better. You're not helping youngster, so shut the fuck up. NO! Fine, I'm calling your Mom and she'll send you to your room. I will get you the number Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 One more nested quote and I am going to puke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sphinx Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 Muffy_The_Wanker_Sprayer said: Greg_W said: Sphinx said: Greg_W said: Sphinx said: Greg_W said: Most problems, I find, are due to a misunderstanding. No shit. Or a miscommunication, which might have been better. You're not helping youngster, so shut the fuck up. NO! Fine, I'm calling your Mom and she'll send you to your room. I will get you the number Start puking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 Muffy_The_Wanker_Sprayer said: Greg_W said: Sphinx said: Greg_W said: Sphinx said: Greg_W said: Most problems, I find, are due to a misunderstanding. No shit. Or a miscommunication, which might have been better. You're not helping youngster, so shut the fuck up. NO! Fine, I'm calling your Mom and she'll send you to your room. I will get you the number that is like saying ' I double dog dare ya" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitten Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 Great point darling! I plan to enjoy a few rays of sunshine at lunch. And I am going to call YOUR mamma and tell on you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted September 24, 2003 Author Share Posted September 24, 2003 kitten said: And I am going to call YOUR mamma and tell on you Don't bother, I'm already the bad son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitten Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 Greg_W said: Don't bother, I'm already the bad son. Oh yeah I forgot - I am a flippin angel! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sphinx Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 You two need to take it to a private room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted September 24, 2003 Author Share Posted September 24, 2003 Sphinx said: You two need to take it to a private room. Shut up, toddler, or you'll go through the rest of you life with a permanent limp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sphinx Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 Greg_W said: Sphinx said: You two need to take it to a private room. Shut up, toddler, or you'll go through the rest of you life with a permanent limp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 Sphinx said: You two need to take it to dr Phil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fejas Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 Love, peace, and afro grease! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitten Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 Fejas said: Love, peace, and afro grease! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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