allthumbs Posted September 23, 2003 Posted September 23, 2003 A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?" His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, "I'll demonstrate. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.Then come back and tell me what you've learned." The kid is puzzled, but decides to ask his mother. "Mom , if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Robert Redford?" "Don't tell you father, but yes, I would." He then goes to his sister's room. "Sis, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?" She replies, "Omigod! Definitely!" The kid goes back to his father. "Dad, I think I've figured it out. Potentially we are sitting on two million bucks, but it reality, we are living with two sluts." Quote
catbirdseat Posted September 23, 2003 Posted September 23, 2003 Okay, I'm awake already (the coffee helped too). Quote
Scott_J Posted September 23, 2003 Posted September 23, 2003 ok, that was amusing and got a smile out of me. Quote
adventuregal Posted September 23, 2003 Posted September 23, 2003 Yuck Lummox. Did we really need to see that? Quote
minx Posted September 23, 2003 Posted September 23, 2003 EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ICK! Quote
lummox Posted September 23, 2003 Posted September 23, 2003 its black humor. either laugh or cry. just get over yourselves already. Quote
allthumbs Posted September 23, 2003 Author Posted September 23, 2003 lummox said: its black humor. either laugh or cry. just get over yourselves already. you should be banned Quote
scrambler Posted September 23, 2003 Posted September 23, 2003 There are worse things in the world. Not as bad as seeing a whole family of racoons dead on the road. What really pisses me off is when it appears that someone went out of his way to run over something. Sick bastards! Quote
adventuregal Posted September 23, 2003 Posted September 23, 2003 Or you could just remove the picture. Not for my sake, I know enough not to look again, but for some other poor soul who happens to read this thread... Quote
minx Posted September 23, 2003 Posted September 23, 2003 trask said: lummox said: its black humor. either laugh or cry. just get over yourselves already. you should be banned maybe we need the new banned avatar forum Quote
Sphinx Posted September 23, 2003 Posted September 23, 2003 scrambler said: There are worse things in the world. Not as bad as seeing a whole family of racoons dead on the road. What really pisses me off is when it appears that someone went out of his way to run over something. Sick bastards! We should run THEM over! Quote
catbirdseat Posted September 23, 2003 Posted September 23, 2003 When I see a creature with the body of a lion and the head of a woman, I'm going to run it over. Quote
Sphinx Posted September 23, 2003 Posted September 23, 2003 catbirdseat said: When I see a creature with the body of a lion and the head of a woman, I'm going to run it over. I think I saw you on the road yesterday, catbird. Frail, 75 year old man, in an ancient Oldsmobile, going about 30 on the freeway. That was you, right? Or was it your son? Quote
catbirdseat Posted September 23, 2003 Posted September 23, 2003 Sphinx said: catbirdseat said: When I see a creature with the body of a lion and the head of a woman, I'm going to run it over. I think I saw you on the road yesterday, catbird. Frail, 75 year old man, in an ancient Oldsmobile, going about 30 on the freeway. That was you, right? Or was it your son? No that was my grandson. Quote
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