Fingerpointing

[Ratboy]

Ok, so we have the biggest power outage in the country's history, and what are the politicos the most concerned with? Pointing fingers at each other. You know what, I don't fucking care who's fault it was. Fucking fix it!

[iain]

I bet they find some fried cat in a transformer somewhere.

[bunglehead]

Mmm.... fried cat. Good with BBQ sauce.

[RobBob]

I figured it might be a .

 

Austin, TX went down hard one evening when I lived there. We all immediately repaired to our favorite dump that had frozen margarita machines to for almost free.

[allthumbs]

A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person. The Republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.

 

The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, he decided to help. He walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. He then reached into the Republican's pocket and got out twenty dollars. He kept fifteen for administrative fees and gave the homeless person five.

 

[gohawks]

true true

[Ratboy]

It would be much more accurate if the Republican screamed at the homeless person to get a job, quit being lazy and mooching off society, then walked away.