handguns VS. women

[Scott_J]

Subject: HANDGUNS verses WOMEN

 

TOP 10 REASONS WHY A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN

 

10. You can trade an old .44 for two new .22's.

 

9. You can have a handgun at home and another for the road.

 

8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will be

impressed and let you try a few rounds with it.

 

7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.

 

6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you are out of ammo.

 

5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space and doesn't

require 200 pair of shoes.

 

4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.

 

3. A handgun won't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

 

2. A handgun does not mind if you go to sleep after you're done using it.

 

THE NUMBER ONE REASON A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN:

 

1. You can buy a silencer for a handgun.

 

[sk]

sisu_suomi said:

Subject: HANDGUNS verses WOMEN

 

TOP 10 REASONS WHY A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN

 

10. You can trade an old .44 for two new .22's.

 

9. You can have a handgun at home and another for the road.

 

8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will be

impressed and let you try a few rounds with it.

 

7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.

 

6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you are out of ammo.

 

5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space and doesn't

require 200 pair of shoes.

 

4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.

 

3. A handgun won't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

 

2. A handgun does not mind if you go to sleep after you're done using it.

 

THE NUMBER ONE REASON A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN:

 

1. You can buy a silencer for a handgun.

[Greg_W]

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[Greg_W]

Not to mention the fact that you can have handguns from Brazil, Austria, and Bulgaria, and still only have to know English!!!

[Billygoat]

Fuckin' Hilarious !