Scott_J Posted August 14, 2003 Share Posted August 14, 2003 Subject: HANDGUNS verses WOMEN TOP 10 REASONS WHY A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN 10. You can trade an old .44 for two new .22's. 9. You can have a handgun at home and another for the road. 8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will be impressed and let you try a few rounds with it. 7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup. 6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you are out of ammo. 5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space and doesn't require 200 pair of shoes. 4. Handguns function normally every day of the month. 3. A handgun won't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?" 2. A handgun does not mind if you go to sleep after you're done using it. THE NUMBER ONE REASON A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN: 1. You can buy a silencer for a handgun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted August 14, 2003 Share Posted August 14, 2003 sisu_suomi said: Subject: HANDGUNS verses WOMEN TOP 10 REASONS WHY A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN 10. You can trade an old .44 for two new .22's. 9. You can have a handgun at home and another for the road. 8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will be impressed and let you try a few rounds with it. 7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup. 6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you are out of ammo. 5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space and doesn't require 200 pair of shoes. 4. Handguns function normally every day of the month. 3. A handgun won't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?" 2. A handgun does not mind if you go to sleep after you're done using it. THE NUMBER ONE REASON A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN: 1. You can buy a silencer for a handgun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Greg_W Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 Not to mention the fact that you can have handguns from Brazil, Austria, and Bulgaria, and still only have to know English!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billygoat Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 Fuckin' Hilarious ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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