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MissNormandy Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 Walking down the street Something caught my eye A growing epidemic That really ain’t fly This middle aged lady I gotta be blunt Her spandex biker shorts Were creeping up the front I could see her uterus Her pants were too tight She musn’t own panties There were none in sight She walked right by The poor woman didn’t know She had a frontal wedgie A Cameltoe Umm Hmm That’s right Uh Huh Oh No Fix yourself girl You got a Cameltoe Girl that’s gotta hurt Take some time and adjust Can’t you see people staring And making a fuss Could not believe my eyes Had to take a second glance Is your crotch hungry girl? Cause it’s eating your pants Do you enjoy the commotion And attention it brings? The only lips I wanna see Are the ones that sing In public putting on An X rated show Grossing people out With your Cameltoe Repeat Chorus First day of spring and by the looks of things These girls done forgot how to dress A little too quick to wearin pum pum shorts And it’s causing me much distress Whoomp there it is ya’ll right in the front Everybody come and get a good look I can see everything through the panty cling Every crannie and every nook You better take a quick minute before you step outside Check the area thats pubic Or you’ll get your panties all up in a bunch All twisted up like rubic Take these words of advice cause its not very nice I wanna put you all in the know Girls dont sleep dont let your pants creep Watch out for the Cameltoe. Repeat Chorus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necronomicon Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 Learn more here... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgoddess Posted August 9, 2003 Share Posted August 9, 2003 ick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted August 9, 2003 Share Posted August 9, 2003 If you dont love cameltoe you must die unless you are female. There are some nice death camps for you in Africa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted August 9, 2003 Share Posted August 9, 2003 thelawgoddess said: ick. Come on, these are beautiful people. The human body? Ick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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