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that might be possible, but since they are out of the country and have been for sometime, you must travel. or you think spunking in trasks underware and mailing it abroad a relationship then i guess you are the man!

 

go climbing lazy ass

 

what would your sponsors say?

 

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erik said:

 

 

what would your sponsors say?

 

Well, let's go check the mail and see, shall we?

 

Lessee, we got one from Arc'teryx, one from Subaru, one from Sportiva, one from Oscar Meyer, one from Hamm's, one from Hilti, and one from the MacArthur Foundation. Oh, and a Valentine from your mom, which is a little late, but always appreciated. Here, how 'bout the Sportiva one? Everyone likes La Sportivas, right?

 

*ahem*

 

"Dear Dr. Flash Amazing,

 

Hope the summer is going well and that you're enjoying your rest period. We understand that rest is important to any high-performance athlete, especially one with your inborne sense of style and panache. We would like to propose a 'DFA Summer Tour' in the La Sportiva bus, co-sponsored and catered by Hamm's ("The Beer Refreshing") and Martina's Mexican Restaurant.

 

It'll last about a month and a half, with 23 stops around the western US, hitting the major crags, talking up the new Amazingator lace-ups, and doing some autographs for your legions of slathering fans. Please let us know at your earliest convenience whether this works out for you. We have budgeted 1.3 million dollars for the venture, 40% of which is set aside for your salary.

 

Also enclosed are some design proofs for the logo on the new Amazing-X line of approach flip-flops, for your review and comment. If you could mail those back to Mario in the design department by the middle of August, that'd be great.

 

Pleasure contacting you as always!

 

Sponsorially,

 

Hank Sliplasterman Randsworth III

Sponsorship Coordinator, Sportiva USA

11037 Las Putas Drive

San Diego, CA 82316"

 

Well, it looks like the sponsors are OK with the current arrangement. Time to get some things packed for the summer tour. See you at the Exit 38 stop on August 7th!

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Dr_Flash_Amazing said:

trask said:

Hey Flash, how much ya payin' Dwayner to ghost write for ya? hahaha, fawkin' TOOL the_finger.gif

 

Can it, bizzo. You want the Doctor to fax you a copy? Or maybe read it to your answering machine if you have problems with the reading part? Shit's 100% legit.

You're a lying sack of shit dude. I smell plagiarism all over your shitty diapers. Get some of your own material, foo.

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