allthumbs Posted July 15, 2003 Posted July 15, 2003 he's taken a sour turn lately- hmmm, let's see...marriage and unenjoyment in the same month. ya think? Quote
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted July 15, 2003 Posted July 15, 2003 Even after significantly dumbing down his contributions to this message board, you two apes are still jealous of Dr. Flash Amazing? Might try bathing once in a while, and maybe working on that wardrobe. And clip more bolts, for God's sake. Quote
erik Posted July 15, 2003 Author Posted July 15, 2003 erik said: JOBLESS SACK! GO CLIMBING....RAIL BOY! apprently you have dumbed yourself down to much to read the above message. Quote
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted July 15, 2003 Posted July 15, 2003 Hey, climbing on and off of your mother is enough of a workout, bubba. Quote
iain Posted July 15, 2003 Posted July 15, 2003 spray is coming fast and furious I can barely keep track of these 4 threads. Quote
erik Posted July 15, 2003 Author Posted July 15, 2003 that might be possible, but since they are out of the country and have been for sometime, you must travel. or you think spunking in trasks underware and mailing it abroad a relationship then i guess you are the man! go climbing lazy ass what would your sponsors say? Quote
allthumbs Posted July 15, 2003 Posted July 15, 2003 erik, you cumgobbler, i don't wear skivies i wear your sister's panties Quote
E-rock Posted July 15, 2003 Posted July 15, 2003 trask said: erik, you cumgobbler, i don't wear skivies i wear your sister's panties That website you order them from is a scam. They all belonged to Rosie O'Donal Quote
erik Posted July 15, 2003 Author Posted July 15, 2003 whatz the diff? just cuz her are like size 94. you must be a sick fat slob! Quote
iain Posted July 15, 2003 Posted July 15, 2003 trask said: erik, you cumgobbler, i don't wear skivies i wear your sister's panties plenty of room in those suckers I assume...must almost be like boxers. Quote
allthumbs Posted July 15, 2003 Posted July 15, 2003 erik said: all the way around! ...it's really cool. when I have them on my head, I can peer around the crotch with both eyes, allowing me to work and answer phones, and smell the bbq at the same time. Quote
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted July 15, 2003 Posted July 15, 2003 erik said: what would your sponsors say? Well, let's go check the mail and see, shall we? Lessee, we got one from Arc'teryx, one from Subaru, one from Sportiva, one from Oscar Meyer, one from Hamm's, one from Hilti, and one from the MacArthur Foundation. Oh, and a Valentine from your mom, which is a little late, but always appreciated. Here, how 'bout the Sportiva one? Everyone likes La Sportivas, right? *ahem* "Dear Dr. Flash Amazing, Hope the summer is going well and that you're enjoying your rest period. We understand that rest is important to any high-performance athlete, especially one with your inborne sense of style and panache. We would like to propose a 'DFA Summer Tour' in the La Sportiva bus, co-sponsored and catered by Hamm's ("The Beer Refreshing") and Martina's Mexican Restaurant. It'll last about a month and a half, with 23 stops around the western US, hitting the major crags, talking up the new Amazingator lace-ups, and doing some autographs for your legions of slathering fans. Please let us know at your earliest convenience whether this works out for you. We have budgeted 1.3 million dollars for the venture, 40% of which is set aside for your salary. Also enclosed are some design proofs for the logo on the new Amazing-X line of approach flip-flops, for your review and comment. If you could mail those back to Mario in the design department by the middle of August, that'd be great. Pleasure contacting you as always! Sponsorially, Hank Sliplasterman Randsworth III Sponsorship Coordinator, Sportiva USA 11037 Las Putas Drive San Diego, CA 82316" Well, it looks like the sponsors are OK with the current arrangement. Time to get some things packed for the summer tour. See you at the Exit 38 stop on August 7th! Quote
E-rock Posted July 15, 2003 Posted July 15, 2003 erik is homeless erik is screaming erik is talking to me erik is climbing erik is seventh quickest after two erik is bored erik is a cunt erik is guilty of being involved with drugs Quote
allthumbs Posted July 15, 2003 Posted July 15, 2003 Hey Flash, how much ya payin' Dwayner to ghost write for ya? hahaha, fawkin' TOOL Quote
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted July 15, 2003 Posted July 15, 2003 trask said: Hey Flash, how much ya payin' Dwayner to ghost write for ya? hahaha, fawkin' TOOL Can it, bizzo. You want the Doctor to fax you a copy? Or maybe read it to your answering machine if you have problems with the reading part? Shit's 100% legit. Quote
erik Posted July 15, 2003 Author Posted July 15, 2003 about as legit as your childhood. dfa ---> <--- uncle trash Quote
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted July 15, 2003 Posted July 15, 2003 Hey! That video's a fake and you know it! Quote
allthumbs Posted July 15, 2003 Posted July 15, 2003 Dr_Flash_Amazing said: trask said: Hey Flash, how much ya payin' Dwayner to ghost write for ya? hahaha, fawkin' TOOL Can it, bizzo. You want the Doctor to fax you a copy? Or maybe read it to your answering machine if you have problems with the reading part? Shit's 100% legit. You're a lying sack of shit dude. I smell plagiarism all over your shitty diapers. Get some of your own material, foo. Quote
BURP Posted July 15, 2003 Posted July 15, 2003 he's a prick! he sended me some real bad private messages one time. he wanted to fight or something involving a meeting and getting fisical. Quote
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