JGowans Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 lottery winner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 wtf? how can his hair be curly up front but not in the back? btw, that's hideous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 "Yeah, I'd drive my old heap of junk down to the Amoco station near every Friday—Friday bein' payday—buy myself a carton of cigarettes, six-pack of Busch, and a few lottery tickets," LeBarge said. " And buy muhsef some extra ammunition cuz Ah'm savin' it up fer the Nigguh Wars. Seriously, I had a ditch-digger type guy tell me that years ago in Virginia, and he really believed it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 iain said: wtf? how can his hair be curly up front but not in the back? Weave! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 Teddy LaBarge's name reminded me of my favorite rhyme, The Cremation of Sam McGee. There are strange things done in the midnight sun By the men who moil for gold, And the arctic trails have their secret tales That would make your blood run cold. The northern lights have seen queer sights, But the queerest they ever did see Was the night on the marge of Lake LaBarge I cremated Sam McGee. This guy figured that if he continued to buy lottery tickets that it was inevitable that he would win. What a lot of codswaddle! I'm proud to say I have never wasted a dollar on a lottery ticket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 just a cautionary note to make sure everyone understands that The Onion is satire. Brilliant satire, yes, but not real news... Giant Girl Weds Cheney and Rumsfeld Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGowans Posted July 14, 2003 Author Share Posted July 14, 2003 Roger said: just a cautionary note to make sure everyone understands that The Onion is satire. Brilliant satire, yes, but not real news... Giant Girl Weds Cheney and Rumsfeld What'd ya mean? It's not real????? I demand an enquiry! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 hey, wait, you're right... I checked again, and it IS real... Bill of Rights Pared Down to a Manageable Six Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbw1966 Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 Indeed. This ties in withmy drive-by choss fest TR: New Medical Study from the FDA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 iain said: wtf? how can his hair be curly up front but not in the back? btw, that's hideous Perm... it has to be Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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