Scott_J Posted July 9, 2003 Posted July 9, 2003 SUPER DOOPER YOOPER LOVE MACHINE From Da Yoopers 1999 release, "JACKPINE SAVAGE" 1. ALL YOU BIG CITY WOMEN LISTEN TO ME I GOT SOME SUPER YOOPER LOVE LIKE YOU AIN’T NEVER SEEN I LIKE EM SHORT, LIKE EM TALL, LIKE EM HUGE LIKE EM SMALL SKINNY, HOMELY, I LOVE EM ALL COME ON ARE YOU READY FOR SOME YOOPER ACTION COME ON GATHER ROUND ‘CAUSE I’M THE MAIN ATTRACTION SIT ON MY LAP, I’LL LET CHA RUB MY STUBBLE JUST ONE KISS AN YOU’LL BE SEEING DOUBLE CHORUS: I’M A SUPER, DOOPER, A SUPER DOOPER YOOPER LOVE MACHINE I’M A SUPER, DOOPER, A SUPER DOOPER YOOPER LOVE MACHINE 2. I DON’T CARE HOW MANY HEARTS I BREAK I LIKE TO SHARE, I GIVE EM ALL SOME CAKE THEY FIGHT OVER ME ‘CAUSE I’M SO GOOD LOOKIN’ THEY COME FROM MILES AROUND JUST TO DO MY COOKIN’ COME ON ARE YOU READY FOR SOME HUGGIN’ AND KISSIN’ COME ON GATHER ROUND, YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE MISSIN’ COME OVER HERE, I’LL LET CHA RUB MY GUT IF YOU NEED A PILLOW, YOU CAN USE MY BUTT Copyright 1999 You Guys Records • 490 N. Steel St. , Ishpeming, Ml 49849 (906) 485-5595 Fax (906) 485-5039 Quote
allthumbs Posted July 9, 2003 Posted July 9, 2003 Sisu - The Betty Ford Center 39000 Bob Hope Dr. Rancho Mirage, CA 92270 (760) 773-4100 (800) 854-9211 concerned, trask Quote
Scott_J Posted July 9, 2003 Author Posted July 9, 2003 RUTHIE ROLL OVER From Da Yoopers 1987 release, "Culture Shock" 1. RUTHIE ROLL OVER YOU'RE KILLING ME YOU AIN’T AS LIGHT AS YOU USED TO BE YOU'RE UP THERE HAVING ALL THAT FUN I'M DOWN HERE WISHING YOU WERE DONE HURRY UP RUTHIE NOW FINISH UP QUICK MY KIDNEYS ARE SQUASHED AND IM GETTING SICK LETTING YOU UP THERE WAS A BAD MISTAKE HAVE MERCY ON ME FOR GOODNESS SAKE CHORUS: RUTHIE ROLL OVER YOU'RE KILLING ME YOU AIN’T AS LIGHT AS YOU USED TO BE IF YOU DON'T STOP EATING NOW YOU'LL LOOK JUST LIKE MAKI’S COW ALL WINTER LONG ITS BEEN EAT, EAT, EAT PUTTING ON POUNDS IN YOUR SEAT, SEAT, SEAT I CAN'T STAND THIS MISERY RUTHIE ROLL OVER YOU'RE KILLING ME 2. TOO MANY PASTIES, BURGERS AND FRIES TOO MANY HOME MADE BLUEBERRY PIES A CUDIGHI SANDWICH AND A MILLER LIGHT A TINO’S PIZZA EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT TOO MANY COOKIES TOO MUCH CAKE TOO MUCH EATING WHAT YOU JUST BAKED YOU KNOW I’D LOVE YOU IF YOU WEIGHED A TON RUTHIE ROLL, OVER I THINK I'M DONE! (REPEAT CHORUS) RUTHIE ROLL OVER (roll over roll over) RUTHIE ROLL OVER (roll over roll over) RUTHIE ROLL OVER (roll over roll over) RUTHIE ROLL OVER (roll over roll over) RUTHIE ROLL OVER YOU'RE KILLING ME Copyright 1991 You Guys Records • 490 N. Steel St. , Ishpeming, Ml 49849 (906) 485-5595 Fax (906) 485-5039 Quote
Greg_W Posted July 9, 2003 Posted July 9, 2003 iain said: for the love of humanity make it stop You're just embarrassed because it's making you horny. Bwahahahahaha Quote
Scott_J Posted July 9, 2003 Author Posted July 9, 2003 THREE MONTHS LATE From the Da Yoopers 1986 release, "Yoopanese" 1. I MET HER AT THE PINE GROVE ONE HOT NIGHT IN MAY SHE WAS A BLONDE HAIRED FINNISH GIRL FROM UP IN CHAMPION WAY SHE WAS SHORT AND BROAD OF BEAM JUST LIKE A JACKP1NE STUMP THE BOYS ALL FLOCKED AROUND HER LIKE THE SEAGULLS AT THE DUMP 2. I TOLD HER I CAN’T POLKA CAUSE I’M JUST TOO DRUNK TO DANCE SHE BOUNCED ME ALL AROUND THE FLOOR ‘TILL I ALMOST **** MY PANTS I FELL IN LOVE WITH HER THAT NIGHT AND ASKED HER FOR A DATE I TOOK HER TO MY UNCLE'S CAMP AND NOW SHE’S THREE MONTHS LATE CHORUS: SHE’S LATE SHE’S LATE OH LORD SHE’S THREE MONTHS LATE I TOOK HER TO MY UNCLE’S CAMP AND NOW SHE’S THREE MONTHS LATE 3. I SAID SHE WAS MY FIRST LOVE SHE SAID SHE'D SHOW ME HOW SHE LEARNED SOME FROM THE MAKI BOYS AND SOME FROM WATCHING COWS I FIRED UP THE SAUNA THREW SOME WATER ON THE ROCKS THEN I TOOK OFF EVERYTHING EXCEPT MY WOOLEN SOCKS 4. I DRANK ANOTHER SIX-PACK AND SHE STARTED LOOKING GOOD SHE TOLD ME LAY DOWN ON THE BENCH I WONDERED IF I SHOULD SHE BEAT ME WITH SOME CEDAR BOUGHS AND THEN I COULDN’T WAIT NOW I’M ALL SORE AND BLACK AND BLUE AND NOW SHE’S THREE MONTHS LATE (REPEAT CHORUS) 5. SHE DRAGGED ME TO THE ALTAR I FOUGHT HER ALL THE WAY HER DADDY AND HER BROTHERS CAME AND TOLD ME WHAT TO SAY NOW HE WORKS FOR C.C.I. WHERE THE PAY IS REALLY GREAT HE’S GOTTA FEED THOSE 15 KIDS AND A WIFE THAT'S THREE MONTHS LATE (REPEAT CHORUS) Copyright 1991 You Guys Records • 490 N. Steel St. , Ishpeming, Ml 49849 (906) 485-5595 Fax (906) 485-5039 Quote
Paul_K Posted July 9, 2003 Posted July 9, 2003 For some unknown reason that last one makes me think of Jgowens. Quote
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