Dwayner Posted June 24, 2003 Posted June 24, 2003 Dwayner's Big Weekend! Just recovering now. Starting Friday night with: Those kids can sure sing and dance! Thanks for the reserved seats, Petey Puget...I see that you bought a whole row at top dollar for all of your friends. Barely had time to say "hi" before the movie started and ten minutes later I walked to the lobby for some popcorn....and kept walking. A couple of quarts of Mickey's later, I was staggering a few dance-steps myself down an anonymous alley, calling out in desperation for Icegirl, who was no doubt being wined and dined at Seattle's finest by the likes of smooth-talkin' fancy "kings of suave" like Mr. Trask or perhaps Uncle Tricky. I woke up with my pockets turned inside out and a stray cat sniffing my shirt. Saturday morning....find myself in Fremont...confronted with this: One of the naked girls on the bikes looked just like the lovely and sweet assistant at my dentist's office. I hope not. I am still disturbed at this possibility and have lost much sleep. It started raining. Went to Promountainsports and saw flefleflefleb in there. Went to UW Library and it was closed....had a close talk with a certain Irish fellow I know who comes in a convenient, wide-mouthed liquid form. Decided to do a little climbing....on and off a barstool. Talked to this guy, who filled me in on all the sport-climbing news. He seemed to be an expert: He also could expound at length about the virtues of bouldering: After a good hour during which I exhibited exceptional patience, I finally offered my opinion of the subject. Things got ugly and and it was time to change venues. See you later my bolt-clippin', pad-totin', beta-spewin', sequence-mimin', pint-sized amigo! "See ya later, Dwayner!" Don't recall much after that...got upset about who knows what and found myself drenched from the rain and crying in a phone book as I searched page after page for Matt P's phone number. Figgered I needed some counseling. There's a lot of names in there beginning with the letter "P", first initial "M" and I quickly exhausted my phone card with wrong numbers accompanied by assorted insults. I spent the entire night in that lonely phone booth in Monroe, Washington, with remote hopes that Beck, Holly Climber, To The Top, Katie Brown or some other cc.com superstar would come by and consul me. Next day, took a nap in a park and then drove to the nearest movie theater to cheer myself up. Saw this.....a good bit of this, I should say, before walking out... Finally made it home, hung my portaledge off the tree in the backyard and took another nap. Another exciting weekend for Dwayner. By the way, I be looking for a tough partner for a BIG project. And if we're successful, Big Lou will have autographed both copies! Quote
layton Posted June 24, 2003 Posted June 24, 2003 "semper ubi sub ubi" =always where under where nerdy latin humor is soo totally in Dwaner. Hope you made it to the vomitorium. Quote
gapertimmy Posted June 25, 2003 Posted June 25, 2003 gregm said: doesn't this belong in the NEW SPANDEX FORUM ? nice tr meat gazer! Quote
Peter_Puget Posted June 25, 2003 Posted June 25, 2003 Hey GregM – While a forum for every goofy category imaginable would be nice in theory, in practice I believe such a scheme would prove to be very difficult to use. For example, Jon is having trouble locating the first Rope-up thread right now. Just imagine how difficult it would be to find something with an almost infinite number of forums to search. Also if everyone started asking for new forums I think Jon and Timmy will be overwhelmed and may even stop their valiant coding efforts to create the super groovy NEW ROCK CLIMBING FORUM . Just my two cents! PP Quote
Peter_Puget Posted June 25, 2003 Posted June 25, 2003 Oh yea Dwayner you wimp! You missed the after film party where everyone dressed as their favorite character! All I can say about the event was that what happened at the party stays at the party. PP Quote
gregm Posted June 25, 2003 Posted June 25, 2003 Peter_Puget said: Hey GregM – While a forum for every goofy category imaginable would be nice in theory, in practice I believe such a scheme would prove to be very difficult to use. For example, Jon is having trouble locating the first Rope-up thread right now. Just imagine how difficult it would be to find something with an almost infinite number of forums to search. Also if everyone started asking for new forums I think Jon and Timmy will be overwhelmed and may even stop their valiant coding efforts to create the super groovy NEW ROCK CLIMBING FORUM . Just my two cents! PP i think we have the potential for a kind of Touring Hypothesis here. as the number of registered avatars approaches infinity (it's getting pretty damn close) and as the number of different forums approaches infinity with new additions like TLG: HER WELTANSHAUUNG and ONLY MICHAEL_LAYTON CAN POST HERE there will ultimately be a bbs code sufficiently complex that it will not run on the existing servers (for instance, uploading attachments isn't working), necessitating an upgrade to more complex servers, etc. as cc.com approaches infinity it will ultimately encompass all the zero's and one's in the universe, and all the molecules in the universe will be incorperated into the hardware to run cc.com, thereby turning us all into on of these: as evidense of cc.com taking over the universe i hear jon and timm@y are already farming the coding out to places like pakistan were programmers get paid less than minimum wage (kinda like walmart, eh?) Quote
thelawgoddess Posted June 25, 2003 Posted June 25, 2003 gregm said: [bunch of stuff here] wie bitte? please note that both of those threads were started by the very same michael layton. Quote
Dwayner Posted June 25, 2003 Author Posted June 25, 2003 Hey you two! Quit poachin' on my lovely T.R. thread. Take your aggressive flirtation to another topic! - drunk 'ole Dwayner Quote
thelawgoddess Posted June 25, 2003 Posted June 25, 2003 Dwayner said: aggressive flirtation i take it you haven't been flirted with in awhile. you're imagining cues that aren't there! Quote
allthumbs Posted June 25, 2003 Posted June 25, 2003 Dwayner's been flirtin' with Ms. Fleshlite hahaha Quote
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