Words of Wit on the Outhouse Walls

[lummox]

oedipus was a mother fucker.

[lummox]

i cunt count

[Fejas]

CPPSA was here today

The Canadian Poop in the Pants Smokeshop Association, for those of you taht aren't cool

[Dru]

above urinal: look right

on right wall: look left

on left wall: look up

on ceiling: you are now pissing on your shoes

[ExtremoMtDude]

here i sit on the pooper giving birth to a new state trooper

[allthumbs]

Actually, ExtremoMtFag's motto would go more like - "Here I wait at the truck stop, for some ex-cons to stop by and let me hum their chubsticks."

 

Bwahahahaha whatta fag

 

[thegroid]

here i sit in gastly vapor

some dumb fuck took all the paper

no longer will i sit and linger

look out asshole here comes my finger

 

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As you sit and take a shit

look at this and think a bit

the last time i beat my meat

was on this very toilet seat

[Fence_Sitter]

above the pisser: look right; on the right wall: look left; on the left wall: look up; on the ceiling look down: (written on the lip of the urinal: small aint it...

[E-rock]

Reminds me of another one. "What are you looking over here for? The joke is in your hand"... above a urinal.

[Charlie]

Here's one for Texplorer:

 

Here I sit, ass cheeks a' flexin'

Givin' birth to another Texan

 

Or...

 

Here I sit so broken hearted, came to shit but only farted.

Wasted a dime, oh what the hell, at least I can sit here and enjoy the smell.....

[rbw1966]

"here I sit just passing gas

hoping this shit will shoot through at last.

When will this sitting, straining stop?

And make me poop instead of pop?"

 

"I'm the janitor of this stinking place

and I'd like to smash yoru fucking face

if you're the queer who pumps his balls

and shoots all over these sticky walls"

 

"When I was young I had no sense

I stuck my dick in an electric fence

it curled my hair and tickled my balls

and made me shit in my overalls."

 

At the Fort Hill diner on hwy 18 just before the grande rhonde casino, on the shitter walls: "satin rulz"

 

 

[sobo]

Scrawled above the toilet paper holder at UW:

 

WSU diplomas; take one.