lummox Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 oedipus was a mother fucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 i cunt count Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fejas Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 CPPSA was here today The Canadian Poop in the Pants Smokeshop Association, for those of you taht aren't cool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 above urinal: look right on right wall: look left on left wall: look up on ceiling: you are now pissing on your shoes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExtremoMtDude Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 here i sit on the pooper giving birth to a new state trooper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted May 21, 2003 Author Share Posted May 21, 2003 Actually, ExtremoMtFag's motto would go more like - "Here I wait at the truck stop, for some ex-cons to stop by and let me hum their chubsticks." Bwahahahaha whatta fag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thegroid Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 here i sit in gastly vapor some dumb fuck took all the paper no longer will i sit and linger look out asshole here comes my finger ---------------------------------------- As you sit and take a shit look at this and think a bit the last time i beat my meat was on this very toilet seat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fence_Sitter Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 above the pisser: look right; on the right wall: look left; on the left wall: look up; on the ceiling look down: (written on the lip of the urinal: small aint it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-rock Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 Reminds me of another one. "What are you looking over here for? The joke is in your hand"... above a urinal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 Here's one for Texplorer: Here I sit, ass cheeks a' flexin' Givin' birth to another Texan Or... Here I sit so broken hearted, came to shit but only farted. Wasted a dime, oh what the hell, at least I can sit here and enjoy the smell..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbw1966 Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 "here I sit just passing gas hoping this shit will shoot through at last. When will this sitting, straining stop? And make me poop instead of pop?" "I'm the janitor of this stinking place and I'd like to smash yoru fucking face if you're the queer who pumps his balls and shoots all over these sticky walls" "When I was young I had no sense I stuck my dick in an electric fence it curled my hair and tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls." At the Fort Hill diner on hwy 18 just before the grande rhonde casino, on the shitter walls: "satin rulz" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 Scrawled above the toilet paper holder at UW: WSU diplomas; take one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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